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J-SMITH69 08-17-2006 01:56 AM

New VW commericals
 
ARE ------- GAY!!

lowest EGO emissions cause everyone who has one doesn't want anyone to see them driving it!

VWs are G-A-R-B-A-G-E

8)

jinxy 08-17-2006 02:10 AM

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Since when are volkswagen commercials not gay. They're all gay.

HMTguy 08-17-2006 02:12 AM

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You spelled garbudge wrong.

BeastBass 08-17-2006 02:14 AM

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"oh snap"

J-SMITH69 08-17-2006 02:14 AM

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Impala SS owns! 303hp v8 28mpg!

rather drive that than any ------- gayass vw fag car

88dx 08-17-2006 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
Impala SS owns! 303hp v8 28mpg!

rather drive that than any ------- gayass vw fag car

28mpg and 2 quarts of oil ;)

Ravage70 08-17-2006 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
Impala SS owns! 303hp v8 28mpg!

rather drive that than any ------- gayass vw fag car

impala is a granny lesbo car
vw is metrosexual faggotry

J-SMITH69 08-17-2006 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravage70
impala is a granny lesbo car
vw is metrosexual faggotry

07 impala SS is faster than everycar honda makes except POSSIBlY the s2k!

Ravage70 08-17-2006 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
07 impala SS is faster than everycar honda makes except POSSIBlY the s2k!

thats like saying a hobo has a 19inch dick
chicks still wouldnt ---- him, cept maybe the dirty crack -----s

ghettoturbo 08-17-2006 10:20 PM

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i think some of the commercials are smart...i like the one for the new rabbit

J-SMITH69 08-17-2006 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravage70
thats like saying a hobo has a 19inch dick
chicks still wouldnt ---- him, cept maybe the dirty crack -----s

i think the new impala ss is a good looking car, as good or better than any honda.

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v...exfrpass34.jpg

1991civicsi 08-17-2006 10:45 PM

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I just saw a SS model Trailblazer, it was all black. :y

b16sellout 08-17-2006 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
i think the new impala ss is a good looking car, as good or better than any honda.

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v...exfrpass34.jpg

They look better in person.


Originally Posted by 1991civicsi
I just saw a SS model Trailblazer, it was all black. :y

Those look great, but way too much money.

ghettoturbo 08-17-2006 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
i think the new impala ss is a good looking car, as good or better than any honda.

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v...exfrpass34.jpg

ill be sure to pass this pic on to my grandpa

swartz 08-17-2006 11:10 PM

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what a bunch of ------- rednecks

2stockrocketz 08-17-2006 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
ARE ------- GAY!!

lowest EGO emissions cause everyone who has one doesn't want anyone to see them driving it!

VWs are G-A-R-B-A-G-E

8)

i thought this was a post about the safety commercials....you know where everyone is talking and all of a sudden BHAM!!!! they get hit. i love those commercials ;D

J-SMITH69 08-18-2006 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ghettoturbo
ill be sure to pass this pic on to my grandpa

you do that? chances are she'll be passing you on the highway :P

Cray91 08-18-2006 12:47 AM

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They have too many comercials in circulation.

pimp my auto
stereotypes
accidents
fast

the list just goes on and on.

jinxy 08-18-2006 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
i think the new impala ss is a good looking car, as good or better than any honda.

http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v...exfrpass34.jpg

The problem with that car is that its going to be a police car in every town around sooner or later.

http://www.canadiandriver.com/news/03images/la_srt8.jpg

I want one of those bitches. 420hp and 420 ft lbs of torque with a warranty mmm

scottsi 08-18-2006 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Ravage70
thats like saying a hobo has a 19inch dick
chicks still wouldnt ---- him, cept maybe the dirty crack -----s

bahahahaha, and the impala is gay lookin, my 04 GTP looks way better, ------

HMT-Admin 08-18-2006 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
you do that? chances are she'll be passing you on the highway :P

The new impala maybe fast, but just like every domestic it will leak a ---- ton of oil (ask steve) hold no resale value compared to a jap car and will always look like a grandpa should be driving it. Unless you throw 22's on it and your black.. then your way cool.

:l

ZC4ME 08-19-2006 01:20 AM

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I don't even think being black and having 22's on it would help :-\

shadetree 08-19-2006 01:58 AM

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13" gold daytons and bags

MikeJ-2009 08-19-2006 02:11 AM

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Sometimes I wonder if chevy makes cars with the intent to sell alot of them to the rental car companies.



Originally Posted by random-strike
i think the new impala ss is a good looking car, as good or better than any honda.

Johnny, send me some moonshine when you're done. :S

salesmonkey 08-19-2006 02:49 AM

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honda's are leet mine comes stock with 435hp and 397tq. STOCK BITCHES. s2k Possibly good honda. impalla SS cant KATCH ME ON THE FREEWAYS. Serious though they cant...

assh0l3 08-19-2006 10:08 AM

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The WORST car commercial I've seen was for the H3. The one where theres some mother with a kid at the park, and somone else lets thier kid go on the slide first. So it shows a little series of clips of her taking her minivan to the dealer and trading it for an H3, then says in big letters on the screen "Get your girl on", its seriously the gayest ------- thing I've ever seen, but it so accuratly portrays the thought process of most SUV buyers.

d16forlife 08-19-2006 11:11 AM

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Most domestic cars do suck.But its funny to me how GM uses the same base for all their cars and just changes the grill or tail lights and now It's not a Satern,It's a Saab.Talk about milking a single design by just changing an emblem.------- lame.Ford does it too but they dont have as many other lines as GM.The Impala has become garbage.Just like all the other GM classics........can you sense the fact that I'm not to fond of GM :P

I dont think I would pay 10k more if they threw leather seats in a honda civic put and "A" and they tried ot pass it of as on Acura.Gay.


2stockrocketz 08-19-2006 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AstroVannin
The WORST car commercial I've seen was for the H3. The one where theres some mother with a kid at the park, and somone else lets thier kid go on the slide first. So it shows a little series of clips of her taking her minivan to the dealer and trading it for an H3, then says in big letters on the screen "Get your girl on", its seriously the gayest ------- thing I've ever seen, but it so accuratly portrays the thought process of most SUV buyers.

yeah thats the dumbest commercial

J-SMITH69 08-19-2006 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by d16forlife
Most domestic cars do suck.But its funny to me how GM uses the same base for all their cars and just changes the grill or tail lights and now It's not a Satern,It's a Saab.Talk about milking a single design by just changing an emblem.------- lame.Ford does it too but they dont have as many other lines as GM.The Impala has become garbage.Just like all the other GM classics........can you sense the fact that I'm not to fond of GM :P

I dont think I would pay 10k more if they threw leather seats in a honda civic put and "A" and they tried ot pass it of as on Acura.Gay.

that impala would smoke your shitty a3 200hp crank hp pos.

your a3 costs the same as this impala, and a couple thousand more than a srt4. you're acting all baller with your audi but its really just a mid 20k pos economy car. 200hp 3300 pounds, sounds like a runner to me!!! lol


MikeJ-2009 08-19-2006 02:05 PM

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Johnny, I sent your resume to GM for the "rental car fleet sales" position. Don't mention it. ;)

assh0l3 08-19-2006 02:17 PM

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The new Camry SE V6 is a pretty solid performer (269 hp) and gets 40mpg on the highway, plus it will outlast ANY Impala (or any other GM for that matter) 10 times over.

http://www.auto123.com/07photo/toyota/camry4dr-sev6.jpg
http://www.toyota.com/images/vehicle...ge/photo_7.jpg

DAMN I wish I got a demo!

J-SMITH69 08-19-2006 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AstroVannin
The new Camry SE V6 is a pretty solid performer (269 hp) and gets 40mpg on the highway, plus it will outlast ANY Impala (or any other GM for that matter) 10 times over.

http://www.auto123.com/07photo/toyota/camry4dr-sev6.jpg
http://www.toyota.com/images/vehicle...ge/photo_7.jpg

DAMN I wish I got a demo!

you're crazy, its get better gas mileage, but it doesn not outperform the impala ss

impala ss has 303hp and 323tq and gets 28mpg

ps,edit you're an idiot.

the 3.5 v6 camry gets the same gas mileage as the v8 impala and makes almost 100 less hp and more than 100 less tq.

jap engineering YES!

rudebwoy 08-19-2006 02:47 PM

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the only thing GM and ford can better than the rest of the world is make pickup trucks. mustangs are rubbish, and camaros are garbage and their sport compacts are trash also

VW passat, touareg/aka the porshe cheyanne, bora/aka jetta. in the same familly AUDI A4,S4,A6,S6 RS4. SEAT leon, toledo. they are all VW and are way better than any domestic cars.

HONDA civic ex/si, s200, nsx, rsx,gsr,itr,ctr. have way better designs and technology than 80%domestic cars. and even with low hp/tq output will still put most domestic big headed cars to shame.

J-SMITH69 08-19-2006 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rudebwoy
the only thing GM and ford can better than the rest of the world is make pickup trucks. mustangs are rubbish, and camaros are garbage and there sport compacts are trash also

VW passat, touareg/aka the porshe cheyanne, bora/aka jetta. in the same familly AUDI A4,S4,A6,S6 RS4. SEAT leon, toledo. they are all VW and are way better than any domestic cars.

HONDA civic ex/si, s200, nsx, rsx,gsr,itr,ctr. have way better designs and technology than 80%domestic cars. and even with low hp/tq output will still put most domestic big headed cars to shame.

THEIR

thats funny? PROVE IT. none of those cars can break out of the 15s and 14s stock. except the cheyanne turbo s, which can barely. btw it gets outran by the jeep cherokee srt8

vw and audis are complete trash. yubby wannabe sweater wearing faggots drive them and even they know they are not fast.

none of those cars you listed can even come close to beatin a ls1 camaro, or a ls1 firebird, or a ls2 gto, or a svt cobra mustang, or a mach 1 mustang, or a 06 mustang, or a base model c5 vette, or a c5 z06, or a base model c6 vette, or a c6 z06 vette, or a mid 90s LT1 vette, or a early 90s ZR1 vette, or any new SRT dodge car, the srt4 is fastert than all of those!

MikeJ-2009 08-19-2006 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AstroVannin
it will outlast ANY Impala (or any other GM for that matter) 10 times over.




Originally Posted by random-strike
you're crazy, its get better gas mileage, but it doesn not outperform the impala ss

"Perform" could mean having more power, or running 19 years after the other one dies, but I know "Outlast" definately means lasting longer. Stick to the topic at hand. ;D





Originally Posted by random-strike

thats funny? PROVE IT. none of those cars can break out of the 15s and 14s stock. except the cheyanne turbo s, which can barely. btw it gets outran by the jeep cherokee srt8

If we're talking performance, I'll take a Top Fuel dragster. Sure it'll only last 5 seconds at a time, but Johnny will be impressed with my vehicle choice. Top Fuel = A good buy. :y

rudebwoy 08-19-2006 03:03 PM

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thank you for the spell correction

J-SMITH69 08-19-2006 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
"Perform" could mean having more power, or running 19 years after the other one dies, but I know "Outlast" definately means lasting longer. Stick to the topic at hand. ;D

my fault, check the new recalls toyota has out? funny.

Toyota recalls 978,000 pickups, SUVs
http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/...7-toyota_x.htm

Toyota vehicle recalls double in 2005
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10286388/

jinxy 08-19-2006 03:22 PM

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http://www.detnews.com/2005/autosins.../01-297873.htm
http://www.abc4.com/local_news/consu...4-38B8934C760C
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/recal...m_recalls.html
http://www.topix.net/autos/chevrolet...ull=ab113bf248
http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pr/1996/Sept96/425enr.htm

::)

J-SMITH69 08-19-2006 03:26 PM

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we're talking about toyota not gm (btw GM still makes more cars and trucks than toyota

btw you referenced the same recall twice i believe

ooohh sweet recall... :S

The company said that occupants of the center position may find it difficult to position the lap belt in such a way to minimize the risk of abdominal and internal organ injury. GM said dealers will repair the safety belts without charge.

crxtuner 08-19-2006 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
we're talking about toyota not gm (btw GM still makes more cars and trucks than toyota

when u compare gm to toyota you are still talking about gm ;)


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