New US foreign policy *very good ideas*
I c/p'd this from an e-mail sent to me today. Some of you ahve probably heard it or read it. I have thought some of these things myself.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan. 1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again. 2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence. 3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME! |
Re:New US foreign policy *very good ideas*
Wow your the repost king ::)
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Re:New US foreign policy *very good ideas*
Regardless of repost or not. I hadn't read that before, but I like the sound of that. I'm sure for some reason or another it wouldn't work but it sounds a lot better.
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Re:New US foreign policy *very good ideas*
that wouldnt work one bit in the real world
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Re:New US foreign policy *very good ideas*
Originally Posted by tekno9998
Wow your the repost king ::)
I think that this would actually work. We would be an isolationist nation. There are countries that have and still do this to some degree. I think that people just have a hard time getting their head around the idea of America not being involved all over the world. |
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Communism works in theory to. And this was already posted within the last 2 weeks.
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Re:New US foreign policy *very good ideas*
I have never seen it on here. As you can tell I am on here a lot, so it was news to me. I am not talking about theoretical govt's. This kind of isolationism is actually practiced. I am a polit Sci grad student, the is has been discussed many times. I am in favor of it actually. ---- the rest of the world. They will see what life is like without the US.
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I've never seen it, and I think it's a good idea. You know, after we demolish Canada of course. 8)
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Re:New US foreign policy *very good ideas*
Nah, canada can stay around, so long as they don't start ----.
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Re:New US foreign policy *very good ideas*
Main thing I saw that wouldn't work is the oil. They could hold out longer than we could. We are not prepared to not have oil. I'm sure they are more capable of dealing with poverty than we are capable of dealing with no oil.
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