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I c/p'd this from an e-mail sent to me today. Some of you ahve probably heard it or read it. I have thought some of these things myself.


Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere"
again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
have
to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "YOU WANT
A PIECE OF ME!

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Wow your the repost king ::)

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Regardless of repost or not. I hadn't read that before, but I like the sound of that. I'm sure for some reason or another it wouldn't work but it sounds a lot better.

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that wouldnt work one bit in the real world

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I am the king??? What else have I reposted??

I think that this would actually work. We would be an isolationist nation. There are countries that have and still do this to some degree. I think that people just have a hard time getting their head around the idea of America not being involved all over the world.

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Communism works in theory to. And this was already posted within the last 2 weeks.

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I have never seen it on here. As you can tell I am on here a lot, so it was news to me. I am not talking about theoretical govt's. This kind of isolationism is actually practiced. I am a polit Sci grad student, the is has been discussed many times. I am in favor of it actually. ---- the rest of the world. They will see what life is like without the US.

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I've never seen it, and I think it's a good idea. You know, after we demolish Canada of course. 8)

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Nah, canada can stay around, so long as they don't start ----.

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Main thing I saw that wouldn't work is the oil. They could hold out longer than we could. We are not prepared to not have oil. I'm sure they are more capable of dealing with poverty than we are capable of dealing with no oil.

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that post is as stupid as your avatar ugly :-\

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How is that stupid?? Are you telling me that I am ugly? That hurts comming from a fellow man. Most people would just kick Canada's ass, I actually said they could hang out.

P.S. - Your from poland, you have been Germanies bitch multiple times, til we come help you. Own3d by your neighbors.

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Capitilism, another good theory.
-PHiZ

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Isn't it ironic that Capitalism is actually the worst type of economy and Communism is the best in theory

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Isn't it telling though that the one that works in real world application is the one that plays on all the vegative traits of humans. The one that relies on the good of men to come out always falls apart.

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Theory is theory, human will shapes reality. Once people start working for the good of man and not personal gain than communism will take over and be the best form of government. However, this will probably never happen so capitalism is the best form we can have. Karl Marx accurately predicted the ------ of capitalism and most of his theories are accurate. However he never saw the rise of labor unions and all that other good stuff

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That would never work... Ever heard of the WTO and NAFTA. The world economy is way more complicated than most people realize, and the people don't have much capability to change that. Governments are "elected" by the people, but that's not going to change much.

Now I'm not saying the current situation is good, nor are some of those suggestions bad, just that it doesn't take a lot things into account.

I prefer to focus my energy into my car, not into the probable disappointment and frustration in trying to change the way things work...

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I think the U.S. should just make the world our bitch. That would be so much easier than having to deal with all of those foreign leaders.

On a side note.
I think that most europeans are just upset about not being the center of the world anymore, that is where at least some of their anger comes from.

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::)

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sorry man ;)

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Yeah we should build a really big fence

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We'd choke on our own exported goods, this is just silly, I can't believe anyone is even taking this seriously.

Knee-jerk reactions are not what are going to sustain this countyr, we have economists, and political scientists, for a reason! They are learned persons, who think for a living, and develop strategies to make our country strong. This bullshit armchair statergery has no place in deciding the future of our country.

-PHiZ

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Guess what. I am a political scientist. Doesn't that just make ya think where this country is headed.

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I call BullShit. I thought you were an election Judge.

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I couldn't see a political scientist offering his time to be an election judge. ??? ::)

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Check his other post, The one where some one is asking about registering...He said he was an Election Judge. Busy Busy Man

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That is a volunteer position. He could probably get college credit for it, if he played his cards right.

-PHiZ

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haha i accidently clicked this thread, I don't give a ----, maybe i should, but I don't.... so carry on :)

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lol

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political science is a degree, not an occupation. being an election judge is a part-time volunteer position. there's no problem there.

any of you who agree with any of the policies presented by robin williams there ... i suggest you pick up the Washington Post or the New York Times more often. Or at least sit down with a good book on how economies work :)