New guy...
 

Yea I'm new here. I've heard this site is pretty funny and out of control so I figured I'd stop by and check it out. My name is Ty and I drive a '96 GSX if anyone cares.

Re: New guy...
 

You are correct nobody cares :-*

Re: New guy...
 

hi ty, i care alot.

please post some pictures of your car.

Re: New guy...
 

http://a147.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...8e22c7c76a.jpg

http://a205.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...86c014c14c.jpg

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/8...ture034is5.jpg

Re: New guy...
 

How's the crank walk?

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/we...MXk1NDE%3D.jpg

.Sorry, had to. lol

Post some porn now.

Re: New guy...
 

PORN...

And no gay ---- fucker

I know how you DSM guys get down.... :-*

Re: New guy...
 

ahhh whats up man. i was there with Pete, when you guys were doing the new front end. how's she running?

Noel

Re: New guy...
 

Welcome.

(That crank walk picture is some funny ----.)

Craig

Re: New guy...
 

That pic is old as dirt, you guys need better material for future DSM idiots that might join. Here you go...

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7...walk1kkri6.jpg

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/6...nkwalk2re2.jpg

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/1...walkafclz8.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5...subishihf2.jpg

Re: New guy...
 

Jesus, no sister/mom/girlfriend porn yet? How do these people find this place?

Re: New guy...
 

i know huh? HMT was founded on turboed cars and porn...

Re: New guy...
 

wassup ho, i care :y cool setup, you only have about a bazillion things to upgrade left :6

Re: New guy...
 

i love the crankwalk pics..were the porn at noob? :-*

Re: New guy...
 

the crank is just trying to escape that ungodly fartcan

Re: New guy...
 

wow, with all those mods you should really upgrade you ic piping

Re: New guy...
 

I hear that IC piping thing all the time. It's only that one piece left. I've just been too lazy to buy or make hard pipe.

Re: New guy...
 

i dig that ic piping. works good on custom builds

Re: New guy...
 

what up tyler

Re: New guy...
 

------- PORN NIGLET!!!
oops... it just slipped out i swear :6

Re: New guy...
 

hahaha good ----

Re: New guy...
 

:-\

Re: New guy...
 

whatever... I swear....... :-X

Re: New guy...
 

Bumped to RE-introduce myself so that Joseph Davis doesn't think I'm a random post -----. You said post some pics, I already did, they just got lost in the black hole that is general discussion. So here they are again, with some video now. Look, I'm a happy contributing member... :y :6

Here's some track video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd2SbILtA90

Here's me rolling out on CoreyR's beat ass CRX...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r8r0Xik40Q

vs same car on the street....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBPqCDFxI0g

Here's a super shitty video of me "racing" an S2000...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQYIaVnhPzM

Poorly edited short history video of my car (including props to hotrex at the end)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9WU-6RK8BA


Dyno chart, complete with acetone stain:

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/8316/77066424so3.jpg



And if you would like me to contribute more, I'll even upload the 2 1/2 hour video of me, 98redcav, and CoreyR playing beer pong in the basement and bull shitting about cars and making fun of everyone you know and some you don't, possible material for the next stealthmode rap.

Re: New guy...
 

you're ALMOST THERE, if you could get a naked bitch under the hood changing out spark plugs you'd be golden!

-DM

HMT noob of the year

Re: New guy...
 

x2

Re: New guy...
 

lmao, the crankwalk pics are ------ awesome

and is that a splooge stain on the dyno sheet??

Re: New guy...
 

What's the deal with the porn? I don't have access to the porn page yet, and I don't think I'm allowed to post random stuff up in the GD, but if mods say it's ok then I'm all for it...

But in the mean time here's more DSM pictures since you guys enjoyed them.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8...lljointkg4.png

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/5...nkwalk3mz6.png

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7784/dsmadra3.jpg

Re: New guy...
 

---- the mods. Your moms buck nuckle is needed.

Re: New guy...
 

Ya dude the mods encourage it. ;)

The DSM pictures are cool and all but PORN is necessary. Its just standard HMT policy.

Re: New guy...
 

If you get me banned then you have to give me a free copy of the CD that you'll inevitably make someday. I'm leaving it at links instead of embedded pics, just in case. Enjoy them while they last and before imageshack IP bans me.


This one is my cousin...

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3...eenbabemp1.jpg

This one is my sister...

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/166/babe38lt5.jpg

::) ::)

That's about all I got, I don't save too many pictures and you guys are just as capable of doing image searches on Kazaa/KLite as I am. And no, I'm not about to lose my photobucket account for uploading porn and I don't go on virus filled porn sites, so you guys are SOL on any of my videos. :P

Re: New guy...
 

------ A.... that first pic lasted all of 37 seconds. >:(

Re: New guy...
 

what exactly is a buck nuckle mr. mode? or is it MC stealth now?

Re: New guy...
 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=buck+nuckle
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=buck+knuckle

:l

Re: New guy...
 

lolol urban dictionary FTW

Re: New guy...
 

So you want to see my mom's balls?

Re: New guy...
 

I think he wants to see your moms ovaries.

Re: New guy...
 

---- the urban dictionary. They don't know ----. Either your moms buck nuckle, or your sisters moose hoof will do.

Re: New guy...
 

Imageshack doesn't like my nudies.

Re: New guy...
 

I want to give your mom a Cleveland steamer

Re: New guy...
 

HOLY ---- you guys just had me pissin myself with that crankwalk stuff haha

If someone could animate the pistons rolling over so the crank can actually walk, and pots it in a .gif file so i could make it my avitar, i'd almost be willing to pay you for it, it'd be so damn funny.

And post porn you damn noob. Image shack is no excuse