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Re: The new beater
Yah, mom's had it out for you for a while.
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I heard she's single, likes foreigners who drive good old fashioned American sedans and is looking to settle down. I can pm you my adultfriendfinder info to pass along if you think I pass muster.
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Anyone considering turbocharging one of these piles of ------ should be shot.
I'm not sure what the 5 speed feels like, but my auto feels like a Daewoo in a tractor pull. It's slow as ballz, gutless, and has a large back seat for the poundcake. |
Re: The new beater
Originally Posted by txdohczc
you should flat bleck it man ---- purple. not only do people think you are a fag for idriving a neon but they also think your twice as gay for driving a purple/pink neon
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I am one of the biggest neon haters known so I feel like a giant faggot for owning it because I hate ALL neon owners unconditionally. I just couldn't turn down a nearly free car. ---- I hate the way this thing looks and rides, but at least I drive it like I'm trying to kill it and I have a feeling it wont die. :y
---- it's like it want's to be gayer then it is, it changes from pink to purple and back depending on the light. It's like trying to decide if it wants to ---- metro's up the ass, or get fucked by a suburban. |
Re: The new beater
paint the hubcaps lime green and the hood white
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Re: The new beater
Originally Posted by Nirgopolis
flat blacking it would require spending as much money as filling a tank of gas
its not a Lamborghini ------ im waiting till the paint gets considerably more fucked up before I blow 20$ on spray cans + if the paint lasts and I put a 500$ turbo kit on it, push a good 250 horse + in a 2000# sedan, theres going to be a lot of upset heterosexuals looking at my taillights |
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