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Do something intelligent like record girls stripping and make videos out of it (Girls Gone Wild) I still can't believe how the ---- those college kids pulled that off. They're rolling in doe and women, just for showing some titties.

Boy how easily controlled we men are.

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hhhahahhaa i would love to do that....what the ---- would i record though?? bum fights made money already and that is probably the stupidest ---- out there i should go around lighting bags of ---- on fire and record everyones different reactions

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Credit goes a long long way. If you put together a proposal and try to get an investor in on it you can go to the bank and pick that land up Zero down, or rent from the current owner for a a share of the buissiness with an option to buy out if its profitable.

If the land just sits there and you can get a proposal together that looks legit the owner just might go for it...
getting land for bussiness is a lot easier then say buying a house

...and with land you can borrow against the principle so you can build a shop on it and stock it, you just have to make sure you do get business or its straight to chapter 11

Anyways what I would do, and how my dad made his first million, was buy a piece of rental property, and rent it out. After a few months make some improvements, then borrow on the principle and put that down on anouther piece of rental property.

In ten years pops started with two houses while he lived in a shitcan collecting rent and buying property, after the ten years he had like 80 houses all collecting rent every month, and built his dream house.

In '84 he sold all of them out, and put all the money in an industrial park, the deal went south and he went Chapter 11 for 8 million + ----lesson learned dont put all your eggs in one basket

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The service industry is the place to be right now. Find a service that is not being replaced by anything automated. These are great startup businesses, because in the beginning you are performing the service, then you add some helpers, then you phase yourself out of perfroming the service and in to managing your employees.

Many services cannot be replaced, and are not about to go away, even in this tough market.

I read an article recently about investment properties, and it said that tons of people start doing it, but few stick with it. Many people think that it's easy money, but it's not always that way, and often times it's easy to lose money. Not to say that it isn't a great business idea, but you have to be very cautious, and do your homework before you spend a dime.

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Do yourself a favor and invest that ---- for the future. My dads a financial advisor and thats all i keep hearing from him??? But for me i think i'm jsut gonna invent something so i can sit on my as and rake in the dough