Need an excuse.
 

What's a good excuse to miss work. I have already missed tuesday and wednesday, I need a decent(believble) excuse to miss work tomorrow.

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'i got salad at a diner and they used mineral instead of olive oil'

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explosive diarrhea

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I always use "hey im still drunk and feel like ----, im not coming in today" :y

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I never miss work, ever, Except when I got crushed by that truck :S

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You need to drink more then u -----. If your sober by the time u were suppose to be at work you didnt party late enouf O0

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HAHAHAH stupid fords, that was a while ago. I don't usually miss work either but since I moved to Toronto I've had really shitty jobs so I don't give a ----. At the same time I don't want to lose it cause I get a lot of hook ups.

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You've had an erection that has lasted for more than 4 hours and you need to see a doctor.

... or your colon is destroyed from a night of horse sex.

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god I missed HMT

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nope chevy, still have that giant dent in my ass cheek from the work bench top and it still hurts to touch :P

I go to bed early, 10:30 is late for me 8)