Need an excuse.
 

What's a good excuse to miss work. I have already missed tuesday and wednesday, I need a decent(believble) excuse to miss work tomorrow.

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'i got salad at a diner and they used mineral instead of olive oil'

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explosive diarrhea

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I always use "hey im still drunk and feel like ----, im not coming in today" :y

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I never miss work, ever, Except when I got crushed by that truck :S

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You need to drink more then u -----. If your sober by the time u were suppose to be at work you didnt party late enouf O0

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HAHAHAH stupid fords, that was a while ago. I don't usually miss work either but since I moved to Toronto I've had really shitty jobs so I don't give a ----. At the same time I don't want to lose it cause I get a lot of hook ups.

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You've had an erection that has lasted for more than 4 hours and you need to see a doctor.

... or your colon is destroyed from a night of horse sex.

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god I missed HMT

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nope chevy, still have that giant dent in my ass cheek from the work bench top and it still hurts to touch :P

I go to bed early, 10:30 is late for me 8)

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thats why he missed monday and tuesday

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You mean tuesday and wednesday ;)

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peter from family guy when he went to the ball game

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I printed a fake doctors note saying I had a staph infection and got out of work for two weeks.

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Tell them your anus got crushed last night. If they fire you then you can fight for your rights, fag boi.

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I never miss because I was drunk. You guys are ----- :6

Last year, everytime I was drunk I went to bed at 2-3am, wake up at 4h45am, worked 9h, come back home, go to another job for another 9 hours. After that you don't feel good...

Anyway, all the jobs I got, we were 2 to work. So if I wasnt there, they were in a pretty bad situation. ---- all those restaurant job!

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I've been to work puking my guts out many times, pussies. First time I did try to call in though...

I rarely, rarely call in sick. If I'm calling in sick, it's because of a substance and I usually try to go in anyway.

If you don't give a ---- about the job, just call them and tell them you're lazy and don't give a ---- about the job.

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I'm having a hard time finding another job or i would say, ---- you, ---- you, you're cool and ---- you.

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I really don't see why you are trying to miss a third day in a row. What did you use for the first two days? If you used illness just extend that excuse.

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Yeah really...you think they're going to believe that your car broke down one day, you got raped the second, and now you have a case of the one day avian herpes?

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a good excuse for anything is food poisoning. i used that twice to get out of jury duty, i went a couple days but just sat there and was getting in the way of my sleeping schedule, so what do i say FOOOD POISONING. works great for work, last time i woke up like 5 min before i had to leave to work, so i was tired as hell and my hair was all fucked up. and they believed that i had food poisoning and said i didnt look that good hahaha. funny ----. the funny part was when i was calling in i was actually shitting myself why talking to my boss.