My vow of celebacy
Ok so I've been ------ around too much lately and pissin off too many girls' men so I decided to make a week-long vow of celebacy tonight. Here it is, word for word,
I, Jon Tichenor, will not call bitches when I’m drunk for the next week. Beginning Fri 12/17/04 ending Fri 12/24/04 (midnight). If I call bitches when I’m drunk during this period I give permission to the signees of this document to slap(Charlie)/punch(Afsheen) me. Charlie Tucker 12/17/04 Afsheen Foroozan 12/17/04 Jon Tichenor 12/17/04 Wish me luck guys, I know I'm gonna need it. Oh btw-those are my roommates on the sign line and they are gonna jack me for sure if I do it cuz they have signed copies of this ----. |
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So you're going to ignore the bitches? Damn, you're gonna get more ass this week than you ever did. They love that ----. ;)
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loser, i never stop, stoppin is a sigh of weakness, thats a bitches job....
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I never stop either. That's why I had to do this.
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im at 36 and countin nigga
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I don't keep count. Thank god for that.
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Hotrex you might have the keeping now though.
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i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..
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this just like that one movie 40 days and 40 nights. Good luck dog this is going to be the longest week of your life. And steves right. your going to get much more ass now
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Re:My vow of celebacy
Originally Posted by kain
i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..
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