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HMTguy 12-18-2004 02:13 AM

My vow of celebacy
 
Ok so I've been ------ around too much lately and pissin off too many girls' men so I decided to make a week-long vow of celebacy tonight. Here it is, word for word,

I, Jon Tichenor, will not call bitches when I’m drunk for the next week. Beginning Fri 12/17/04 ending Fri 12/24/04 (midnight). If I call bitches when I’m drunk during this period I give permission to the signees of this document to slap(Charlie)/punch(Afsheen) me.


Charlie Tucker 12/17/04


Afsheen Foroozan 12/17/04



Jon Tichenor 12/17/04



Wish me luck guys, I know I'm gonna need it.

Oh btw-those are my roommates on the sign line and they are gonna jack me for sure if I do it cuz they have signed copies of this ----.

MikeJ-2009 12-18-2004 02:16 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
So you're going to ignore the bitches? Damn, you're gonna get more ass this week than you ever did. They love that ----. ;)

hotrex 12-18-2004 02:18 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
loser, i never stop, stoppin is a sigh of weakness, thats a bitches job....

HMTguy 12-18-2004 02:19 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
I never stop either. That's why I had to do this.

hotrex 12-18-2004 02:22 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
im at 36 and countin nigga

HMTguy 12-18-2004 02:31 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
I don't keep count. Thank god for that.

SpankedYA! 12-18-2004 07:03 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
Hotrex you might have the keeping now though.

kain 12-18-2004 08:24 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..

dragon 12-18-2004 09:17 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
this just like that one movie 40 days and 40 nights. Good luck dog this is going to be the longest week of your life. And steves right. your going to get much more ass now

djfob 12-18-2004 12:36 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 

Originally Posted by kain
i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..

self ownage ;D


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