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HMTguy 12-18-2004 02:13 AM

My vow of celebacy
 
Ok so I've been ------ around too much lately and pissin off too many girls' men so I decided to make a week-long vow of celebacy tonight. Here it is, word for word,

I, Jon Tichenor, will not call bitches when I’m drunk for the next week. Beginning Fri 12/17/04 ending Fri 12/24/04 (midnight). If I call bitches when I’m drunk during this period I give permission to the signees of this document to slap(Charlie)/punch(Afsheen) me.


Charlie Tucker 12/17/04


Afsheen Foroozan 12/17/04



Jon Tichenor 12/17/04



Wish me luck guys, I know I'm gonna need it.

Oh btw-those are my roommates on the sign line and they are gonna jack me for sure if I do it cuz they have signed copies of this ----.

MikeJ-2009 12-18-2004 02:16 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
So you're going to ignore the bitches? Damn, you're gonna get more ass this week than you ever did. They love that ----. ;)

hotrex 12-18-2004 02:18 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
loser, i never stop, stoppin is a sigh of weakness, thats a bitches job....

HMTguy 12-18-2004 02:19 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
I never stop either. That's why I had to do this.

hotrex 12-18-2004 02:22 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
im at 36 and countin nigga

HMTguy 12-18-2004 02:31 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
I don't keep count. Thank god for that.

SpankedYA! 12-18-2004 07:03 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
Hotrex you might have the keeping now though.

kain 12-18-2004 08:24 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..

dragon 12-18-2004 09:17 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
this just like that one movie 40 days and 40 nights. Good luck dog this is going to be the longest week of your life. And steves right. your going to get much more ass now

djfob 12-18-2004 12:36 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 

Originally Posted by kain
i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..

self ownage ;D

hotrex 12-18-2004 12:56 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
melissa is a keeper, no cheatin on her....too nice too hot, too hot

Dr.Boost 12-18-2004 01:21 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
Why? ??? Sex is healthy. Ask a doctor. ;) 8)
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HondaTuner 12-18-2004 01:33 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
^ Very true Boost, it actually does a lot for ya..

Good luck man, I think you might need it 8)

d16forlife 12-18-2004 03:05 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 

Originally Posted by djfob

Originally Posted by kain
i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..

self ownage ;D

Bahahahaha!Stupid ------- midget ::)

BoosTedZSix 12-18-2004 03:41 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
i dont know about you guys. but that ---- makes me fat. hahaha. when i first got with my gurl like almost 2 years ago, i weighed like 170. now im at 220 :'(. hahaha maybe i should get some roids so i can be like hotsex ;)

absolutezroo 12-18-2004 05:15 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
aha..might wanna read that new post abour roids first

hotrex 12-18-2004 05:22 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
you need to def be educated on the matter before u start

hatrack48 12-20-2004 02:02 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
im at 36 and countin nigga

little boys dont count











HAHAHA

HMTguy 12-20-2004 02:05 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
Confucious say "Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day long"

I'm still goin, the other night was pretty rough though.

Cray91 12-20-2004 02:45 PM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
If you can do it though, you will get double the ass the next week. So just think about that while you do it.


HMTguy 12-28-2004 04:00 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
Ok bitches, I made it. Baaaaarely I was ------ FREAKIN OUT for a bit but now that it's over lemme show ya.

Ummm.... we-todd-did is down. Someone let me host this ---- cuz I got pics.

HMT-Admin 12-28-2004 04:01 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
send me your pics via email

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HMTguy 12-28-2004 04:05 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 

Originally Posted by AbaZ
send me your pics via email

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on their way, 5 or less mins

hotrex 12-28-2004 04:07 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
meet han gurself, hy jeff whT Hppened to th wang..

HMTguy 12-28-2004 04:10 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
meet han gurself, hy jeff whT Hppened to th wang..

Dub ya tee eff?

Did you just ask Jeff about his wang?...¿¿¿

HMTguy 12-28-2004 04:16 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
http://www.draglab.com/hmt/jagojon3/mhold.jpg

HMTguy 12-28-2004 04:30 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
And I have tha titty shot. Who wants to see it?

First one to Paypal me $0.50 to jagojon3@gmail.com gets it posted and a custom made wallpaper with your face in it...

hotrex 12-28-2004 04:33 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
dude shes larg, i oudnt pay .01 to see that overyl fat pos with thick love handles aND SLOPPY ASS TITS. YOU PAYPAL ME 50 CENTS AND ILL FORGIVE U FOR POSTING THIS

HMTguy 12-28-2004 04:35 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
edited for mature content.

hotrex 12-28-2004 04:38 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
i hate dems pink ass nipples, gimme da dark ones son.. tht bitch bes busted like your ride

hotrex 12-28-2004 04:39 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
you give me 50c ND ILL LET U PHOTOASHOP ME N U\IGGER

HMTguy 12-28-2004 04:41 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
GO TO BED. I can photoshop better than you. I can photoshop you comin outta the motherland. BIIIZZZNAAATCHLESNAPPPASNATCHAA

hotrex 12-28-2004 04:54 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
THE MOTHERLAND FOR ME IS A HELL OF ALOT BETTER LOOKIN TAN THAT TRICK SONhttp://www.yourwebimages.com/users/j...n/000_0217.JPG
http://www.yourwebimages.com/users/j...n/000_0209.JPG
http://www.yourwebimages.com/users/j...n/000_0208.JPG

HMTguy 12-28-2004 04:59 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
ok I'll take the last 2 pics but she looks like a damn donkey in the first one.

MakAttack 12-28-2004 05:04 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
jago's gonna get owned ;)

hotrex 12-28-2004 05:06 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
dont be jealous all you jock is da nasties, i ---- hotter things than that after an agressive kfc session.====

oops theres yout girl jago cause i just diiiid.
http://www.yourwebimages.com/users/j...n/000_0050.JPG

HMTguy 12-28-2004 05:10 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
My poo ownz joo. Who needs to wipe?

[img=http://img142.exs.cx/img142/4297/poo9vd.th.jpg]

hotrex 12-28-2004 05:12 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
red x = ownage fool

give up before i get nasty

HMTguy 12-28-2004 05:46 AM

Re:My vow of celebacy
 
Never. Get nasty.


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