My vow of celebacy
Ok so I've been ------ around too much lately and pissin off too many girls' men so I decided to make a week-long vow of celebacy tonight. Here it is, word for word,
I, Jon Tichenor, will not call bitches when I’m drunk for the next week. Beginning Fri 12/17/04 ending Fri 12/24/04 (midnight). If I call bitches when I’m drunk during this period I give permission to the signees of this document to slap(Charlie)/punch(Afsheen) me. Charlie Tucker 12/17/04 Afsheen Foroozan 12/17/04 Jon Tichenor 12/17/04 Wish me luck guys, I know I'm gonna need it. Oh btw-those are my roommates on the sign line and they are gonna jack me for sure if I do it cuz they have signed copies of this ----. |
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So you're going to ignore the bitches? Damn, you're gonna get more ass this week than you ever did. They love that ----. ;)
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loser, i never stop, stoppin is a sigh of weakness, thats a bitches job....
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I never stop either. That's why I had to do this.
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im at 36 and countin nigga
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I don't keep count. Thank god for that.
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Hotrex you might have the keeping now though.
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i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..
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this just like that one movie 40 days and 40 nights. Good luck dog this is going to be the longest week of your life. And steves right. your going to get much more ass now
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Originally Posted by kain
i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..
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melissa is a keeper, no cheatin on her....too nice too hot, too hot
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Why? ??? Sex is healthy. Ask a doctor. ;) 8)
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^ Very true Boost, it actually does a lot for ya..
Good luck man, I think you might need it 8) |
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Originally Posted by djfob
Originally Posted by kain
i dont think i woulkd ever need one of those..
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i dont know about you guys. but that ---- makes me fat. hahaha. when i first got with my gurl like almost 2 years ago, i weighed like 170. now im at 220 :'(. hahaha maybe i should get some roids so i can be like hotsex ;)
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aha..might wanna read that new post abour roids first
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you need to def be educated on the matter before u start
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Originally Posted by hotrex
im at 36 and countin nigga
HAHAHA |
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Confucious say "Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day long"
I'm still goin, the other night was pretty rough though. |
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If you can do it though, you will get double the ass the next week. So just think about that while you do it.
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Ok bitches, I made it. Baaaaarely I was ------ FREAKIN OUT for a bit but now that it's over lemme show ya.
Ummm.... we-todd-did is down. Someone let me host this ---- cuz I got pics. |
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meet han gurself, hy jeff whT Hppened to th wang..
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Originally Posted by hotrex
meet han gurself, hy jeff whT Hppened to th wang..
Did you just ask Jeff about his wang?...¿¿¿ |
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And I have tha titty shot. Who wants to see it?
First one to Paypal me $0.50 to jagojon3@gmail.com gets it posted and a custom made wallpaper with your face in it... |
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dude shes larg, i oudnt pay .01 to see that overyl fat pos with thick love handles aND SLOPPY ASS TITS. YOU PAYPAL ME 50 CENTS AND ILL FORGIVE U FOR POSTING THIS
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edited for mature content.
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i hate dems pink ass nipples, gimme da dark ones son.. tht bitch bes busted like your ride
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you give me 50c ND ILL LET U PHOTOASHOP ME N U\IGGER
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GO TO BED. I can photoshop better than you. I can photoshop you comin outta the motherland. BIIIZZZNAAATCHLESNAPPPASNATCHAA
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THE MOTHERLAND FOR ME IS A HELL OF ALOT BETTER LOOKIN TAN THAT TRICK SONhttp://www.yourwebimages.com/users/j...n/000_0217.JPG
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ok I'll take the last 2 pics but she looks like a damn donkey in the first one.
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jago's gonna get owned ;)
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dont be jealous all you jock is da nasties, i ---- hotter things than that after an agressive kfc session.====
oops theres yout girl jago cause i just diiiid. http://www.yourwebimages.com/users/j...n/000_0050.JPG |
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red x = ownage fool
give up before i get nasty |
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Never. Get nasty.
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