QikEnuF

Was she drunk? Because I've pulled that before, and being drunk is a perfect excuse. And why are you on the computer and not beating the ---- out of your friend?

b16crex

she wants me to come home tonight and stay with her, im at my homies place, kickin it knockin back some beers, time to get hammered. ---- that! I got a green eg actually.

Guy-Fast

beat her up and move to california

b16crex

my parents place is dope....

MikeJ-2009

Face it. She's a hoe, and your friend actually did you a favor. Better to find out after 2 years than 2 decades. Things won't ever be the same, and you'll laugh about it with your next girlfriend. At that time, you will also bow down to the prophetic abilities of the Stealthmode.

For today, it's killing her that you aren't going to come back, and she's gonna feel like ---- for being a hoe. I shall further this feeling by sending her a message on myspace asking if she wants to ----, cause "I hear you like multiple partners".


I would have to say your parents live in Canyon Lake.

b16crex

MikeJ-2009

Message sent: " I hear you like to have a new guy everyday. I'm open next Tuesday. Lemmeknow."

b16crex

ahhhh thats good ---- stealth, ---- your mother!!

MikeJ-2009

Hey, the only thing you've got is to rub that guilt in. HMT is an excellent resource. We could probably have her end herself by the end of the day.

RotaryGeek

oh so true. or at least threaten us with archives of the forum and a lawsuit again lol.