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Tom-Guy 07-10-2006 10:32 PM

Most racist joke ever.
 
Did you hear what the nazi's did to the black jews in WW2?














































They made them go to the back of the showers.

RustedFade 07-10-2006 10:33 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
Lol thats pretty fucked up

ichbinsobose 07-10-2006 10:37 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
::)

http://www.kametrenaissance.com/Nazi-image3.jpeg


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/9...b3c6acee8e.jpg

http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/nazi.jpg
nigga whys yo nose so big?
to snort all dem jew ashes

FooK 07-10-2006 10:39 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
What are 3 things a black man can't get?

1. a black eye
2. a fat lip
3. a job

(stolen from "guess who" the movie)

MikeJ-2009 07-10-2006 10:40 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
Joseph, that joke is too complex for me. I'm gonna need an explanation. Thanks. ^-^

HondaTuner 07-10-2006 10:49 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
hahaha.. nice

black guys with swastika's... :S

Bone1 07-10-2006 10:52 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
JD, your skills are lacking...........

fixed


They made them go to the back of the gas chambers.

Racintweek 07-10-2006 11:02 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Did you hear what the nazi's did to the black jews in WW2?


nothing, they were already burnt

Tom-Guy 07-10-2006 11:03 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
That were represented to the jews as as "showers."

----, basic historical knowledge of the last war of any consequence is too much to ask, isn't it? Especially since the History channel is commonly referred to as the Hitler channel, because there isn't enough real footage/documentation on anything worthy of note except WW2/Hitler, so they can't go 24 hours without mentioning Hitler at least once.

I even broke this down in terms of television for you brokedick punks... jeez, how far have I sunk?

HondaTuner 07-10-2006 11:11 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
This joke is terrible too, but I HAVE to share :-[




What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
















The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. :l :X :S :3

G2turbo_terror 07-10-2006 11:12 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
That were represented to the jews as as "showers."

Thats why when they did get to shower they didn't know if water was gonna come out or gas...learned it on the hilter channel ;)

DeleriouS 07-11-2006 01:59 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
how do you fit 2005 jews in a volkswagon?














2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 2000 in the ash tray

hotrex 07-11-2006 02:04 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
delerious, i was in germany 3 yrs ago and that joke was told to me first hand by a drunk german kid.

the joke was

"how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen.?"

i said i dunno how many.

he says, 20. 2 in front 3 in back and the rest in the ashtray.


your version is skewed

hyper4mance2k 07-11-2006 02:43 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
HEY I"M OFFENDED MY GRANDFATHER DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST!!!!































That's right, he fell right out of his guard tower and died on impact.

DeleriouS 07-11-2006 03:18 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
it doesnt matter, the joke got the point across

Tatakai 07-11-2006 03:27 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
This joke is terrible too, but I HAVE to share :-[

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. :l :X :S :3

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?




Pizza can feed a family of 4

J-SMITH69 07-11-2006 03:40 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by Tatakai
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?




Pizza can feed a family of 4

baahaha

swartz 07-11-2006 04:51 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
why do jews have such big noses???











cuz air is free

mike94se 07-11-2006 05:05 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
How do you stop a gang fight?


Throw a basket ball HA HAAA I suck at this :X

wannabe 07-11-2006 07:12 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by Tatakai
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?




Pizza can feed a family of 4

Whats the difference between a picnic table and a black man?




The table can support a family of 4!

Foowee 07-11-2006 08:29 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
How was the first strand of copper wire made?































Two Jews were fighting over a penny


http://www.racist-jokes.com/

Foowee 07-11-2006 08:36 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
Why do fags use ribbed condoms?


































To get traction in the mudd

HondaTuner 07-11-2006 08:41 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
^ damn that jokes gross :S





What does a gay guy call his balls?
















Mud flaps

HondaTuner 07-11-2006 08:42 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
4 gays guys walk into a bar


but theres only one stool left.

what do they do?



















flip it over :X

igotnothin 07-11-2006 08:46 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
Whats the difference between a a balck man dead on the side of a road and a dead deer.








There are skid marks before the deer.

;D ;D thats not nice

Paul99EX 07-11-2006 08:55 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on the bed?












Put velcro on the ceiling

Paul99EX 07-11-2006 09:00 PM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
Why do beaners always have those little steering wheels in their cars?


























Makes it easier to drive with handcuffs :8

blackice90hb 07-12-2006 12:57 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
bitches...

blackice90hb 07-12-2006 01:04 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by blackice90hb
bitches...

That Ashtray joke is pretty fucked up though. I laughed at that, I felt like ---- afterwards tho.



needahonda 07-12-2006 01:54 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of ----?









the bucket.... O0

Tom-Guy 07-12-2006 02:02 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
Wow. These went from excessively over the top examples of fucked up humor, to excessively fucked up and over the top run of the mill crap jokes everyone's heard a million times. Completely gay.



Anyone have any white jokes? I doubt they are any better, but it would at least balance things out some.

hotrex 07-12-2006 02:05 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by mike94se
How do you stop a gang fight?


Throw a basket ball HA HAAA I suck at this :X

the joke is, how do you stop 9 ------s from raping a white chick.....


throw them a basketball. hahaha

Dibble 07-12-2006 02:09 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
That were represented to the jews as as "showers."

----, basic historical knowledge of the last war of any consequence is too much to ask, isn't it? Especially since the History channel is commonly referred to as the Hitler channel, because there isn't enough real footage/documentation on anything worthy of note except WW2/Hitler, so they can't go 24 hours without mentioning Hitler at least once.

I even broke this down in terms of television for you brokedick punks... jeez, how far have I sunk?

:S

I laughed harder at the people not geting the shower thing then the joke....

Tom-Guy 07-12-2006 02:12 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
IIRC, it was always a shower... cyanide was on hand in pellet form for easy mixing w/ water to create gas.

dohc 07-12-2006 02:16 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 

Originally Posted by Tatakai
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?




Pizza can feed a family of 4

---- YOU, i saw the first joke and thats the exact joke i was gonna post....god damnit!

wrksnfx 07-12-2006 04:45 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
How do Germans tie their shoes? ;D















In little nazi's. :y :P

hyper4mance2k 07-12-2006 05:00 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
How did the Germans invade Poland?
They marched in backwards and told them they were leaving.

How did the French mother know her daughter lost her verginity?
She could taste the blood on her sons penis.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?
Cause he might crash and scratch your bike.

Why do blacks put their garbage in clear plastic bags?
So Mexicans can window shop.

Why do all Puerto Ricans have flags in thier cars?
So they don't steal from each other.

Hey I'm not raceist. I think everyone should own black people!

I'm not raceist I have a color TV.

How do you confuse a redneck?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

...more 2 come...

Tatakai 07-12-2006 05:56 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
What do black men and sperm have in common?

Only 1 in 2 million work O0

i dont think there are any white jokes :l

hyper4mance2k 07-12-2006 06:06 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
Why is it so hard to find racist white jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough.

What's big, long, and white?
No one knows yet.

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's long white and stinks?
The unemployment line.

An Irish guy walks out of a bar...

hyper4mance2k 07-12-2006 06:26 AM

Re: Most racist joke ever.
 
How does a white girl turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.

What do you call a white vergin?
Any girl that can outrun her father and brothers.

How do you castrate a white guy?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

What is considered good behavior in an all white school?
Raising your hand before you kill all your classmates.

Why to white guys cry durring sex?
The mace.

How do you starve a redneck?
Hide his foodstamps under his soap.

What did the white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.


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