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LOL I got you all beat. 4 years ago my Mom walked in on me and the now ex g/f when she was "going down under" for the first time. Needless to say I didnt get that for a while >:(
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA...this thread is insane!!!! ;D
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Your mom should be cool, just tell her anything remotely beleavable and she'll settle with it.
LIKE !!! When I was 17 I brought this chick home that I had "beat down" at her house. No one was home. So we start "getting it on" and I pull-out and stick it in her ass. I'm loving it, and the chick is sorta yelling while getting pounded. SO We get finsihed, get dressed, and as I walk her out to her car when, I reallize the TV is on. She leaves and I come back inside, and my mom is sitting in the living room, and says " Who was that ?" I said, " that's Tylers girl-friend ( Tyler being my best friend ), she and Tyler are having some problems and she wanted to talk to me". Never heard anything else about it, until the chick started being there more and more. Then my mom was like, " I thought that was Tyler's G/F..??". I was like, " well they have lots of problems, hehe". My mom just smiled. I was a hoer and my mom knew it. There really wasn't any chance I was gay, but I think the "dudes parents" are happy when they discover he's screwing chicks, if it was her family, I'm sure it wouldn't have been so pretty... When my daughter turns 14 I'm buying a bull-whip, in case I ever find any dudes in her room !!! I love double standards, I know they're kinda wrong, but I enforce them anyway !!! |
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if you get caught naked, just say you were cooling off.
that's what my friend's brother said when my friend accidentally walked in on him. |
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Originally Posted by 89dxhunchback
Your mom should be cool, just tell her anything remotely beleavable and she'll settle with it.
LIKE !!! When I was 17 I brought this chick home that I had "beat down" at her house. No one was home. So we start "getting it on" and I pull-out and stick it in her ass. I'm loving it, and the chick is sorta yelling while getting pounded. SO We get finsihed, get dressed, and as I walk her out to her car when, I reallize the TV is on. She leaves and I come back inside, and my mom is sitting in the living room, and says " Who was that ?" I said, " that's Tylers girl-friend ( Tyler being my best friend ), she and Tyler are having some problems and she wanted to talk to me". Never heard anything else about it, until the chick started being there more and more. Then my mom was like, " I thought that was Tyler's G/F..??". I was like, " well they have lots of problems, hehe". My mom just smiled. I was a hoer and my mom knew it. There really wasn't any chance I was gay, but I think the "dudes parents" are happy when they discover he's screwing chicks, if it was her family, I'm sure it wouldn't have been so pretty... When my daughter turns 14 I'm buying a bull-whip, in case I ever find any dudes in her room !!! I love double standards, I know they're kinda wrong, but I enforce them anyway !!! |
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Well, no, she hasnt been to south florida or hawaii. She's tp tight for bangbus, those are hired sluts anyways, like pornstars and ----.
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Originally Posted by sccaeg
would your girl be a candate from the homemadeturbo thong?
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^ Was wondering if anyone would have caught that :P
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See people believe anyhting !!
It wasn't my best freinds G/F I was just banging her, I told my mom that she was my friends G/F, I couldn't say " ahh that's my ---- buudy". |
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Is she a wanna be surfer chick?
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