Mom walked in...
 

Yeah, girlfriend ran off to the bathroom, laying there naked, my mother happens to come home unexpectantly, and walks in on my ass naked, laying on my bed. I dont think she caught a glimpse of the ole' willy, but still. She didnt realize the girl was over, but damn, horrible thoughts, what the hell do i do.

Re:Mom walked in...
 

---- your mom :-X :P

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Tell her you've had a rash down there and you were just checking it out. 8)

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LMAO
yeah that'll happen.. just assure your f that your mom didnt see and tell her to keep on suckin lol 'least thats what i did

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Try to sneak her out when your mom go to her bedroom.But it defends on where's the bathroom? Or keep your mom occuppied an tell her to get dress an go outside.

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well what would you rather her think...you were knocking up some chick or beating off like no tommorow? LOL since she didn't see the girl shes already thinking the latter. if she not cool with you screwing chicks in her house than I'd leave it at that and let her think you were whacking. LOL :P that ---- is too embarrasing though and lock your damn door, what are you thinking

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You'll learn next time. Lock the door.

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yeah lock your door man. I would just tell my mom i was beating off thats what i had to tell her when she found condoms in my room. I wasn't sure as hell going to tell her i was ------- in her house. This was in high school by the way. but dont that suck when your mom catch you and ----? I remember the day mom mom cleaned my room and found all of my porn :-X

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Yo I hope you got your ---- off before she walked in the house or else go for round two.Don't let that girl leave the house.

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haha god i hate internet history
most the time i delete the history but at 3 am and you just blew your ready to pass out and go to bed

*DAMN you hmt for all those good porn links :P