from michigan to alabama.
 

yeah, I'm moving on Wednesday to the Birmingham area. Is anyone around there?

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

Why are you moving to the southern armpit of the nation? (Flint being the northern armpit)

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

alabama is the worst state i have ever had the opportunity to live in. i spent 8 months at FT rucker while my dad was in flight school, and people say West VA is redneck :S

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

I'm up in Florence and Jorsher is in Huntsville which are about an hour away. It's not as bad as people say. There are definitely a bunch of retarded rednecks, but stick to the city and you usually avoid them.

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

Huntsville seemed decent when I was there, but Birmingham is a pesthole. Enjoy the rutted interstates 20 and 65. Enjoy the traffic and the industrial wasteland.

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

he's from MI, nothing will change except less snow and more hurricanes.

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

the smell wont be there anymore, nor will the sound of you thinking your tires are going to explode

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

I lived in Columbus, GA previously which is on the edge of Georgia/Alabama, and I can vouch that alabama is worse the further south you get. Huntsville and the surrounding NORTHERN areas aren't nearly as hickish as you'd imagine (Pheonix City has Huntsville beat with the number of trailer parks, yet it's much smaller), as Doug said, just stick to the cities.

JD hit the nail on the head with Birmingham being a festering rut of AIDS. I've visited much worse cities, but it doesn't make this one any crappier. Traffic sucks balls, people can't drive, most the roads are cracking and shitty, it does have some nice areas but most of it looks like a rundown post-industrial city. Add Highway 280 to the list of shitty roads in Birmingham. ------- lights all up and down the street, try visiting it during rush hour.

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

Why are you moving and what part are you moving to? Birmingham has some nice areas, but the traffic there sucks ass. Plenty of ricers and shady nogs to steal your crap too.

Re: from michigan to alabama.
 

i live 20min north of the ham. birmingham is a city of god damned ------s. with a population of only about 250,000 it is the 4th most dangerous city in america. do not live in birmingham... live in the burbs or country surrounding a city.

alabama's nice, but the large cities are all ------s. even the mexican's moved out to live with the white people. south alabama isn't alabama. it's an extinsion of the gutter trash that is northern florida, not to be confused with the rest of florida AKA cuba. neither are apart of the south...



the worst i've been too are:
Lousiana: The continuation of the 7th layer of hell known as Mississippi (thank god for mississippi)
Atlanta (altho it's relatively clean for yankee-negro-ville, and has porn shops. thank you bible belt!)
NY
NJ
everything in a 30 mile radius of burlington
massachusetts: learn to enunciate your own god damned state's name you stupid mother fuckers and your lame ass gun laws - go get a rope
SF -- i stepped off the plane, never see a real fag in my life... was greeted by three of them with a flower. wtf? how'd yall let this ---- happen?
LA
Oakland
i would include the rest of commiefornia, but i've never been to the nice area's & moutians i keep hearing about.
south bend & practically the rest of michiana extending to chicago, frankly... most of ID IN MI i've stayed at. its boring, too many ------s, and the people somehow are presumptuously prickish, tho they don't have ---- because they live in the middle of nothing special?

and kentucky, "worlds most boring place". Jesus Christ i took a girl from cullman mother ------- county alabama to a POD kiss aerosmith concert in kentucky. even that bitch drunkenly looked at the dominoe's pizza manager in the face and said, "i'm from cullman county alabama, and this is the most boring place ive ever seen. what do yall do!?". hillarious
same trip where we paid our shoney's waitress after driving from 2am, (it's maybe 9-10am, we've been up since 6am the day before) she turns to the gay host and says, " they must be from texas", speaking of the accent. ofcorse im wearing a university of Alabama hat, and she's wearing a pink UA halter top............ boy they make'em real smart in kentucky...


basically if it snows there i hate it anyway on the basis of cold sucks, snow sucks.

michigan_soler get ready for 95*F @ 90% humidity and 105*F @ 50% cause that's our august. Not quite as bad as Florida... On the flip side it's only snowed 5 times in my life, and stuck to the ground thrice. ofcorse one of those was 12-18" and it buried us lmao. alabama use to own 3 road salting trucks... they kept them at the beaches to move the sand around nice and pretty.

the good news is that it won't be cold christmas hah







where are you at in around birmingham.you want to be south (hoover, vestavia, homewood, etc.) or north (gardendale & farther out) so there's no ------s.