jez heard it.

what is the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag?


their both white and plastic but one is dangerous for lil kids and one holds groceries.

what did they guy at hte beach tell michael jackson?

get outta my son!!!

 

another one.

There is that teacher, she is teaching kids about God.

"You know kids..

God is neither a man neither a women...

God is neither White neither Black...

at this moment one litle boy stand up and says at loud:
"He is just like Michael Jackson!!"

 

Why was michael kicked out the boys scouts?




He was up to 2 "packs" a day!

When michaels kids were born he asked the doctor"how long till we can have sex?".The doctor answered "waite at least till he is 12".

 

Why did Michael Jackson show up at K-Mart last week?
He heard they had little boy's pants half off!!!

What does a Big Mac and Michael Jackson have in common?
30 year old meat in between 10 year old buns

What is Michael Jackson's favorite Elton John tune?
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Brigham Young University

How do you know when its bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

What do jockey's and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both ride 3 year olds. . .

 

 

lol