death clock
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#7
Re:death clock
Eh, that's bullshit. I'll die way before that. I don't even want to live that long. I watched old people flock to a garage sale today and I got sick. I don't ever want to be that old and ugly. I was seriously disgusted by the clothes they wear and the way they move, walk, and talk. I couldn't handle living like that. It's not for me. If I make it to 50, I'm doing myself in.
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#9
Re:death clock
Haha, I don't think Doc will be having any kids anytime soon. Hey I someone told me a joke that this reminded me of:
I had a dream that I died and went to heaven. When I got to heaven St. Peter met me and showed me around. He brought me to this one room that was full of clocks, and all the clocks had someones name written over them. All these names were friends of mine and people I knew.
I saw Onyx' clock, Travis' clock, D16z64life's clock, redSi's clock, and hotrex' clock. But I didn't see Dr. Boosts clock anywhere. So I asked St. Peter what the clocks were for.
St. Peter told me the clocks were for everytime one of these people ***********, the clock spins faster. Then I asked where Dr.Boosts clock was. St. Peter told me that Dr.Boosts clock was in the kitchen being used as a ceiling fan!!!
Sorry Doc, you know it's all in HMT love!
I had a dream that I died and went to heaven. When I got to heaven St. Peter met me and showed me around. He brought me to this one room that was full of clocks, and all the clocks had someones name written over them. All these names were friends of mine and people I knew.
I saw Onyx' clock, Travis' clock, D16z64life's clock, redSi's clock, and hotrex' clock. But I didn't see Dr. Boosts clock anywhere. So I asked St. Peter what the clocks were for.
St. Peter told me the clocks were for everytime one of these people ***********, the clock spins faster. Then I asked where Dr.Boosts clock was. St. Peter told me that Dr.Boosts clock was in the kitchen being used as a ceiling fan!!!
Sorry Doc, you know it's all in HMT love!
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Re:death clock
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Eh, that's bullshit. I'll die way before that. I don't even want to live that long. I watched old people flock to a garage sale today and I got sick. I don't ever want to be that old and ugly. I was seriously disgusted by the clothes they wear and the way they move, walk, and talk. I couldn't handle living like that. It's not for me. If I make it to 50, I'm doing myself in.