A marriage contract worth reading
 

Its kinda long, but its worth it to read the whole thing. Pretty funny IMO

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

Re: A marriage contract worth reading
 

that dude is a jerk.....hes gonna have to marry a slut if hes gonna make rules like that...but maybe thats the way he wants it....

Re: A marriage contract worth reading
 

whoa... 4 PAGES. This guy needs to be shot for putting too much thought into this. If you have to make rules for her either she isnt the one for you or you have serious serious control/obsession issues.

Re: A marriage contract worth reading
 

I only read a page and a half, but that is ------ funny. What a whack-job. I'm gonna print that up and give it to my fiancee :P

Re: A marriage contract worth reading
 

I like this concept of "My Time." I might have to enforce that ---- >:D O0

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What has this counrty come to...back in the 50s this was common sense :P

Re: A marriage contract worth reading
 

wow who does that.
She has the same birthday as me. will guys call me foofy

Re: A marriage contract worth reading
 

what a pimp ;D

Re: A marriage contract worth reading
 

lol that's some funny ----, im surprised she even married him after being handed that

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I don't thinkn she did, its said something about him kidnapping her