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Old 02-26-2006, 04:14 PM
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Its kinda long, but its worth it to read the whole thing. Pretty funny IMO

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html
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Old 02-26-2006, 04:26 PM
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that dude is a jerk.....hes gonna have to marry a **** if hes gonna make rules like that...but maybe thats the way he wants it....
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Old 02-26-2006, 04:27 PM
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whoa... 4 PAGES. This guy needs to be shot for putting too much thought into this. If you have to make rules for her either she isnt the one for you or you have serious serious control/obsession issues.
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I only read a page and a half, but that is ------ funny. What a whack-job. I'm gonna print that up and give it to my fiancee :P
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Old 02-26-2006, 05:54 PM
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I like this concept of "My Time." I might have to enforce that ----
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Old 02-26-2006, 06:49 PM
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What has this counrty come to...back in the 50s this was common sense :P
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Old 02-26-2006, 08:14 PM
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wow who does that.
She has the same birthday as me. will guys call me foofy
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what a pimp
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:17 AM
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lol that's some funny ----, im surprised she even married him after being handed that
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Old 02-27-2006, 04:16 PM
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I don't thinkn she did, its said something about him kidnapping her
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