Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

Hey herpe repositories,

So, paypal decided to ---- me in the ass again. Last time, I had $5000+ locked up, this time it's only $1400.

Their reason is "suspicious activity," which I guess is understandable since I sold $3000+ worth of ---- last weekend. Either way it's a piece of ----.

Here's the info I had to send them:

Proof of inventory for all items
Proof of address
Scan of utility bill
Address for a credit check
Scan of license/id
Scan of bank statement
Scan of credit card statement
Scan of SSN card
Prove my SSN
Prove my phone number
Set up a business account
Prove bank account
Provide tracking information for all items
Scan invoices of where I got the phones

The problem is the invoice. On my last account when they locked up 5 grand, I just made a fake one, with a friend's phone number, and it worked. What I need from you guys is a good invoice template. Try to make it as legit as possible. Don't worry about filling in information for address, phone number, company name, or items. Just make it look like a legit and blank invoice, so I can fill in the blanks and send it to paypal.

At the moment I'm working 14-16 hours a day. Don't need to, but it gives me something to do other than being unproductive at home and consuming all my beer. I dont have time to make the invoice, so if someone could, and my account is reinstated (the invoice is all they need), then I will be good to go and will pay you $25 for your time.

Cliff notes:
I'm paying someone $25 to make a legit looking, blank invoice where I can just fill in the blanks.

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

Done.

I also don't need $25. I just went on Microsoft word. File -> New and did a search through their online templates. You should do the same if you want some other templates. They have a ton of different choices.

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

just give me his 25$

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

Thanks nogs.

I just need to enter the information, send it to paypal, have my account unlocked and I'll send you both some moolah :6

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

you should rename this thread to

"Commit fraud and you get a peanuts, while I make over a G for all of YOUR hard work."

you must be O0 (black)

and you must :6 (------- high)

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

I am white, and I drink.

Like making a ------- invoice is "hard work." YOU must be a O0

I work 14-16 hours a day AND do ---- on the side, don't tell me about "hard work."

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

lol

if i have to take a piss anywhere besides my house, i call it work and expect to be paid for it.

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

I'm the most jewish cracker around, I make money off my piss and sell it as golden holy urine.

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Should have told me nog. I had one back when I had to do it.

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After that $5000 deal I wouldve never had any money in my paypal ever again ;)

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Well I've been withdrawing the balance daily, but unfortunately they locked the account before the money was released this time :(

It's all good, I'm not worried. I'll do up the invoices tomorrow, add a couple creases and a grease stain to one, scan, and send.

As much as paypal/ebay rape me every month with fees, you'd think they wouldn't cause such a hassle. Everyone gets their ---- from me and is satisfied, i get money and am satisfied, and ebay/paypal make their money, so they need to leave me alone.

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

...or just hold your money as long as possible and draw interest.

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

This is an excelent way to earn enough dough to get a number 4 at Mickey D's .......in about 3 years.........and dont forget to claim it on taxes if you do that cause if not you will get a letter.

Re: Make an invoice constest! Prizes!
 

Nice try I was talking about Pay Pal :1

Dumb O0

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i just hope your paypal email email isn't the same as you have listed for this site. i mean you never know. these fucks will probably have nothing better to due than pull a buk and go stalker on your ass. in return, finding this wonderful post ;)

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It's not :P

They'll receive their invoice in a day or two.

It's bs they ask for invoices. I doubt people have invoices for 99% of what's on ebay.

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id go down to that place and go on a rampage if they didn't give me the money

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Hope you claim that income. You are going to be hosed I think.

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I have never claimed ebay/paypal money and have never had a problem.

I won't get hosed. All you need to do after sending all they ask for is threaten to contact the BB and their State Attorney (District Attorney, Attorney General? can't remember). Immediately you get transferred to their executive support team and the problem is resolved within an hour.