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Dr.Boost 12-25-2004 12:51 AM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
:-X STD's.. blah man, go after the hot chicks, not the nasty ones

The hot ones are more likey to have an STD. Nobody fucks the nasty ones so they are clean.
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HondaTuner 12-25-2004 12:53 AM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
:-X STD's.. blah man, go after the hot chicks, not the nasty ones

The hot ones are more likey to have an STD. Nobody fucks the nasty ones so they are clean.

Spoken from a man with experience :P 8)

Dr.Boost 12-25-2004 12:57 AM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 
Ya win some, ya lose some. ;)
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MikeJ-2009 12-25-2004 02:01 AM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
:-X STD's.. blah man, go after the hot chicks, not the nasty ones

The hot ones didn't join the air force. :-X ;)

TurboZCHatch 12-25-2004 03:19 AM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 
Linguist are in tech school so long that they put on SrA before their first duty station. Crazy. Is it true it smells like ass over at Sheppard?

hotrex 12-25-2004 03:33 AM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 
true true, for the volume of good lookin ----- ive banged, most of which without a condom, i consider myself blessed to have never gotten anything... 36 bitches and clean as a whistle... 8)

but, yeah heres a story. my friend snags this hot bitch...wifes her up. i knew it was too good to be true, long story short, she gave him herpes then dumped him for her ex boyfiend who took her right back...why? cause he gave em to her guarenteed, now my boy is fucked for life, hell never get laid again unless the girl has herpes too.
talk about the worst punishment ever... :-\

lesson here, wrap ur ------ hammer :-*

Dr.Boost 12-25-2004 08:43 AM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
but, yeah heres a story. my friend snags this hot bitch...wifes her up. i knew it was too good to be true, long story short, she gave him herpes then dumped him for her ex boyfiend who took her right back...why? cause he gave em to her guarenteed, now my boy is fucked for life, hell never get laid again unless the girl has herpes too.
talk about the worst punishment ever... :-\

Do you have any idea how many people have a STD and don't even know it? Do you know how many people have herpes? I know of a few people right off the top of my head. Plus, I think herpes only shows up once a month of something? ??? So your buddy could be humping chicks 3 weeks out of the month. :-X
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ZexRex 12-25-2004 09:45 AM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 

Originally Posted by Breaker84
No way in hell the rest of my military carreer can be as bad as bootcamp

did they neglect to tell you you could get shot or blown up? i think shrapnel is worse than bootcamp. like chris rock said call me whatever you want but i'll be the one with 2 legs at the end of the war.

SkunT 12-25-2004 09:53 PM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 
I cant figure out how you already added 2 years to your contract with only 6weeks in. ::)
-unless you got into a for real crazy MOS (job) and you will be in school for 2 years.(which doesnt happen)

-contracts are 4 or 5 years, and unless you ---- up and get NJP'd you can only add 2 years. ;)

(i just went through all of this last week upon re-enlisting)

the next time someone calls you a "boot" just think about things...

HondaTuner 12-25-2004 10:02 PM

Re:Look at me, I'm in the air force!
 
http://img143.exs.cx/img143/5545/danandmicah4vc.jpg

That my cousin Micah and I, he just got back from bootcamp a few weeks back and is visiting for Christmas. I can't remember where's he's getting stationed.. where are you getting stationed?


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