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Hey you fuckers. Iiiiiiiiii'mmmmm baaaaaack. Boot camp was fun. I thought it was funny as ----. Anyway, I had a good time and I'm glad I signed up for the military. I liked it so much I I changed from a 4 to a 6 year contract

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wow, you're a ------- psycho, good to know you survived boot camp.

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Maybe I am psycho, it really wasn't that bad though. Not as bad as some of the people on this sight were making it out to be. I'm chillin at home right now on leave. Feels so good to be home.

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u know what the military is right?

its more than bootcamp ;)

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I guess stevemode is just a can't hackit n00b. good job conforming the their every standard.

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No way in hell the rest of my military carreer can be as bad as bootcamp

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what boot camp? my brother just got back from fort lenardwood (i think) he liked it as well.... :-\
you must be as fucked up in the head as he is
and he's pretty fucked up

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No, bootcamp is the good ----. It's when nobody has any rights. Now you move to tech school where they start giving you some freedoms back, and then take them away because they don't like the way you made your bed that day. Then all your buddies that came in with you are out partying off base, and your still in BDU's with a flashlight until 9pm on base. All because some ---- stick old man didn't like the way your bed was made a month ago. That's when you'll feel like your owned, because you are.

SQ. 323 owns joo.

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you were at air force boot camp. similar to boy scout camp. i would laugh also.
you were gone for what, 6 weeks ::)
enjoy it bus driver. ;)
Marines are assholes
:-*

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I thought that was the navy

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Airfoce BMT is only at Lackland in Texas
How was the weather down there this time of year?

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OMFG... I remember those damn flashlights. :)

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Good ol' lackland laser I remember when we were in. Had those little yellow cones at the end of it. Damn those were the days. Then caring around that pleather pouch with your ---- in it everywhere. Damn now your a lean mean bed and clothes folding machine! Whats a 323 trainee? I loved it after the first coulpe of meals and you get the people who puke right afterwards from the food! Oh the memories......... 8)

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glad ur ok and lovin it :D

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322d Squadron bitches! yeah, those damn lackland lasers and I'm still in phase 1. I feel stupid hitting on girls when I have a flashlight in my hand and I'm in BDU's. And I'm at Sheppard AFB now so we got all the nurses and that's pretty nice.

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It was snowing when I left. I left Last Monday on the 13th

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Sheppard sucks cock. Make sure you tell me when you're gonna hit up Grahms and I'll be there. ;)

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nope, thats the gays.

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Yeah, and it's funny how the training base for medical personnell also happens to have the highest STD population out of all the Air Force bases. Yeah, at like the end of January I'll be able to hit up Grahms, that's where everybody goes.

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And if you ever have your "tender roni" come in town, take her to the galleria in Dallas. It's a yuppy mall, but they have an ice skating rink in the middle with resturants all around it. The mexican food one is good, get her trashed, go ice skating, and after that she'll definately let you "beat it up". ;)

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haha..you got it all planned out

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my buddy is in the AF for like 2 years now. he says the hardest part was the boot camp the rest is pie. he is a airborne cryptological linquist so he is still in tech school. plus he is getting his cleareance so when he gets out he can work in many secure govt jobs.

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Oh man Sheppard blew since it's up in the sticks of Texas almost OKalahoma. God I hated that base cause god it got cold in the mornings since I was there right around this time. Also hit up the golf course or driving range but watch out cause there rental clubs suck and one of the heads of a driver I was using just ------- flew off :o . One thing I don't miss is running the ------- up and down the air strip for P.E. Well best of luck up in Wichita Falls.

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my buddy was lucky he has his training in montaray CA

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I went through 4 or 5 of those "Lackland Lazers/Keesler Kannons" We would always drop then during our formation march to class then everyone would start kicking it. Good times. I made it to Phase 4.

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I had a friend that was a linguist and went to monterey. Those fucks are lucky, they're basically on a college campus more than a base. :P

But once a couple of your friends at Sheppard ship their cars there, you have to go to Oklahoma City to see the bombing site. It's kinda creepy, but something you have to say you've seen. ;)

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A couple of the friends I made in basic are in Monterey. Yeah, lucky bastards. I probably wouldn't have made it past the security clearance, otherwise I would've beeen a linguist too.

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Have fun :P

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havin fun already, there's a good share of kitten at Sheppard though, with them having the nurses and all, I plan to get me an STD or two.

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:-X STD's.. blah man, go after the hot chicks, not the nasty ones

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The hot ones are more likey to have an STD. Nobody fucks the nasty ones so they are clean.
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Spoken from a man with experience :P 8)

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Ya win some, ya lose some. ;)
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The hot ones didn't join the air force. :-X ;)

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Linguist are in tech school so long that they put on SrA before their first duty station. Crazy. Is it true it smells like ass over at Sheppard?

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true true, for the volume of good lookin ----- ive banged, most of which without a condom, i consider myself blessed to have never gotten anything... 36 bitches and clean as a whistle... 8)

but, yeah heres a story. my friend snags this hot bitch...wifes her up. i knew it was too good to be true, long story short, she gave him herpes then dumped him for her ex boyfiend who took her right back...why? cause he gave em to her guarenteed, now my boy is fucked for life, hell never get laid again unless the girl has herpes too.
talk about the worst punishment ever... :-\

lesson here, wrap ur ------ hammer :-*

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Do you have any idea how many people have a STD and don't even know it? Do you know how many people have herpes? I know of a few people right off the top of my head. Plus, I think herpes only shows up once a month of something? ??? So your buddy could be humping chicks 3 weeks out of the month. :-X
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did they neglect to tell you you could get shot or blown up? i think shrapnel is worse than bootcamp. like chris rock said call me whatever you want but i'll be the one with 2 legs at the end of the war.

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I cant figure out how you already added 2 years to your contract with only 6weeks in. ::)
-unless you got into a for real crazy MOS (job) and you will be in school for 2 years.(which doesnt happen)

-contracts are 4 or 5 years, and unless you ---- up and get NJP'd you can only add 2 years. ;)

(i just went through all of this last week upon re-enlisting)

the next time someone calls you a "boot" just think about things...

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http://img143.exs.cx/img143/5545/danandmicah4vc.jpg

That my cousin Micah and I, he just got back from bootcamp a few weeks back and is visiting for Christmas. I can't remember where's he's getting stationed.. where are you getting stationed?