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This one is brutal, happened in the amazon, just goes to show how big thoes things get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AzRrehXzWQ&NR

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id just cut the fuckign things head off with a big knife and have anaconda meatfor dinner, ---- releasing it into the wild.

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No kidding, its the Amazon, its not like they have the same humane laws that we do here.

My neighbour was once telling me a story of when he was in peru in the jungle and the military personel were playing games with a 10 foot baby anaconda, they let the snake wrap itself around them and see who can go the longest without breathing, when they couldnt go any longer they would tap out and the other guys would step in and remove the snake, well what ended up happening is one dumbass wanted to go past what his body let him, he ended up turning purple and by the time they got the snake off he was dead.

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all you would really need is a knife, ---- i bet you could bite the snake enough to make him left go if you had nothing. im sure i could bite the ---- out of anything if it meant my life.

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yeah or gouge its little snake eyes out and tickle its snake brain.

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No you can't. I used to own 3 burmese pythons. My biggest was almost 13' 120lbs and only 3 years old before I gave them up. At his fattest point he was bigger around than my thigh. He would eat 4-5 5lb rabbits per feeding (20lbs total) twice a month and biting doesnt do anything but piss them off. One time he got the rabbit by the ass and the rabbit chewed right into the side of him and left a huge gash. It left a big nasty scar but when it happened he just squeezed even harder. I didnt feed him any live rabbits after that.

In proportion they have about the same strength as your thumb. Make a fist with one hand and try to pry your thumb off with the other. Now multiply that strength to the diameter of a large snake. You arent going anywhere! That looked like a Burmese or maybe a Reticulated Python in the first vid btw definatly not an anaconda.

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I'd have been MUCH more funny if it was one of the ------s screaming 'nigga, I can't breave!!'

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Ummm....I'm an armed police officer and this god damn thing has it's teeth into my flesh, if I can't reach my gun, somebody better shoot it for me. :7 ---- that. I've had so many nightmares about snakes. ---- snakes. I don't trust those ------- things. Give me a bear or a lion to wrestle before a snake. :3
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I guess Nigga's have upgraded from Pitbulls to snakes O0