LOL, watch it till the end.
 

Not sure what to say to this one.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oeXDJzaoIzE

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Snakes are crazy strong, what the heck are you supposed to do if that thing grabbed you like that?

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I kaint breathe, nigga.

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Yeah my brother just got a 1 year old corn snake its about 1.2 feet long, still feeds on fuzzy's or small hopper mice, I was gonna post a vid but the camera battery died, feeding time was 2 days ago, so maybe next week I'll take a vid.

But man that Anaconda is crazy, huge too, I had a neighbour live here who was raised in the amazon, he works for a mission there with the US government, he told me that you cannot escape or outrun an anaconda, so best thing to do is one ever goes after you is to lay down on your stomach on the ground with your face down cross your fingers and pray, because thoes fuckers will swim, climb trees and you cant outrun them either.

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The ------dom in that video is overwhelming.

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Wish it really was one of 'dem nigga's trying to yell....I can't breathe O0

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I heard you have to play dead until the fucker has half swallowed you then slice the sides of its mouth so it splits open. Just hope it doesn't make sure your dead.

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So your telling me that ya cant outrun a snake, how fast can it be it has no legs... I know if a snake was chasing me Id run like ------- ben johnson . ---- snakes in the amazon, ---- snakes in the tress and ---- snakes on a plane.

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That wasn't that exciting. It only would have ben good if the snake turned on the cameraman

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Yeah when I saw him getting closer I thought the snake was going to come after him.

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That's why we shouldn't allow ------s to breathe


Would have been a lot funnier if it was some goats sitting around talking about "look that nigga can't breeve, yo son that was mad easier than finding a rope and a tree"

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=7AzRrehXzWQ

This would suck if you were by yourself. :-X

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"When animals attack!!!!" continues.....hahahah

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5WNB9RP_m...elated&search=

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+1

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I ------ hate bees! Little bastards I wish they would all die >:D

super duper sucks for that lady, i'd never go back outside again

what was the reason for the attack do you know?

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Me and you both! I cant be near a bee without it stinging me.....---- BEES HOMIE!!! :7

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---- bees man...id punch every bee in the face. You know what would be scary...flying horses man... thatd be some scary ----...---- bees

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lmao who told you that? the swallow you when they know your heart stop beating..they won't swallow you alive. And the more you breath they squeeze harder so your fucked either way. You just better be stronger than those fuckers

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or um you could shoot the ---- out of it... it might let you go or even stop chasing you after it gets some hot led in its head.

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well i hope your smart enough and quick to know you better shoot it before it does get ahold of you because then you'll have a less chance of putting hot led in his head :1

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This one is brutal, happened in the amazon, just goes to show how big thoes things get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AzRrehXzWQ&NR

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id just cut the fuckign things head off with a big knife and have anaconda meatfor dinner, ---- releasing it into the wild.

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No kidding, its the Amazon, its not like they have the same humane laws that we do here.

My neighbour was once telling me a story of when he was in peru in the jungle and the military personel were playing games with a 10 foot baby anaconda, they let the snake wrap itself around them and see who can go the longest without breathing, when they couldnt go any longer they would tap out and the other guys would step in and remove the snake, well what ended up happening is one dumbass wanted to go past what his body let him, he ended up turning purple and by the time they got the snake off he was dead.

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all you would really need is a knife, ---- i bet you could bite the snake enough to make him left go if you had nothing. im sure i could bite the ---- out of anything if it meant my life.

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yeah or gouge its little snake eyes out and tickle its snake brain.

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No you can't. I used to own 3 burmese pythons. My biggest was almost 13' 120lbs and only 3 years old before I gave them up. At his fattest point he was bigger around than my thigh. He would eat 4-5 5lb rabbits per feeding (20lbs total) twice a month and biting doesnt do anything but piss them off. One time he got the rabbit by the ass and the rabbit chewed right into the side of him and left a huge gash. It left a big nasty scar but when it happened he just squeezed even harder. I didnt feed him any live rabbits after that.

In proportion they have about the same strength as your thumb. Make a fist with one hand and try to pry your thumb off with the other. Now multiply that strength to the diameter of a large snake. You arent going anywhere! That looked like a Burmese or maybe a Reticulated Python in the first vid btw definatly not an anaconda.

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I'd have been MUCH more funny if it was one of the ------s screaming 'nigga, I can't breave!!'

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Ummm....I'm an armed police officer and this god damn thing has it's teeth into my flesh, if I can't reach my gun, somebody better shoot it for me. :7 ---- that. I've had so many nightmares about snakes. ---- snakes. I don't trust those ------- things. Give me a bear or a lion to wrestle before a snake. :3
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I guess Nigga's have upgraded from Pitbulls to snakes O0