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Re:LMAO Homemade pussy
i think this post is getting a little gay
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masturbation is not gay, it's better to ---- a wet glove in jail then another dude in jail
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Re:LMAO Homemade pussy
Originally Posted by bambooseven
masturbation is not gay, it's better to ---- a wet glove in jail then another dude in jail
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Re:LMAO Homemade pussy
masturbation is not gay, it's better to ---- a wet glove in jail then another dude in jail |
Re:LMAO Homemade pussy
You guys are using the wrong fruit! A grapefruit for one is yes, acidy and secondly too gushy on the inside. Heres what you need to use instead...
Cantelope!!! You cut a hole in the cantelope and nuke it up. It gets a nice soft "fuzzy" texture around the rim and the inside "meat" stays somewhat firm replicating a nice wet twat! Don't ask how I know this...but it definatly feels damn near like the real thing rofl! the funnies tshit is putting it back in the fridge when you are done and laughing your ass off watching your roomate/girlfreind/colleage whoever eat it up muwahahaa damn I'm one sick bastard. |
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Originally Posted by Bizzar
You guys are using the wrong fruit! A grapefruit for one is yes, acidy and secondly too gushy on the inside. Heres what you need to use instead...
Cantelope!!! You cut a hole in the cantelope and nuke it up. It gets a nice soft "fuzzy" texture around the rim and the inside "meat" stays somewhat firm replicating a nice wet twat! Don't ask how I know this...but it definatly feels damn near like the real thing rofl! the funnies tshit is putting it back in the fridge when you are done and laughing your ass off watching your roomate/girlfreind/colleage whoever eat it up muwahahaa damn I'm one sick bastard. |
Re:LMAO Homemade pussy
im glad i have a girlfreind that is kind to my needs :)
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Hell yeah I'm serious. It was one of those "I'll do that if you do this" type deals with my wife. BTW she was able to shoot those grapes almost 4 feet!
(I'm joking about the putting it back in the fridge part ROFL) |
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Originally Posted by Bizzar
(I'm joking about the putting it back in the fridge part ROFL)
hey atleast someone admitted to it |
Re:LMAO Homemade pussy
Originally Posted by Whitey
Actually I just thought about it and ------- a grapefruit would probably be like having ghonnerra, cause acidic fruit juice would burn like a ----------er. Remember to use protection and good luck ;)
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