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LMAO Homemade pussy
Alright I was searching the wonderful world of internet porn and I seen this...
http://makea-----.com/ I read the comments on the side and started busting up. |
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jesus that shits funny, makes you wonder what will they think of next lol.
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"My girlfriend went on vacation for 3 weeks, hehe, and I was ------- the whole time" - Tony
haha thats great! |
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I liked the "I can't stop ------- this thing!"
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well... how the ---- do you make this damn thing? Did anyone try getting a membership? ;D
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Originally Posted by Breaker84
well... how the ---- do you make this damn thing? Did anyone try getting a membership? ;D
omg I knew someone would ask. Go poke a hole in a grapefruit, microwave it and go to town with it :-\ |
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Oh, that's it? Thanks man! ...I'll be right back!
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Originally Posted by Breaker84
Oh, that's it? Thanks man! ...I'll be right back!
Actually I just thought about it and ------- a grapefruit would probably be like having ghonnerra, cause acidic fruit juice would burn like a ----------er. Remember to use protection and good luck ;) |
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yes it probably would sting like a bitch whitey. glad u didnt decide to try it first... or did you?
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nope, I don't have any fruit in the house :-\ I'm just going to continue skull ------- the front bumper on my civic
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oh shiiiiiiiiiit...... daaaaaaamn this feels sooooo gooood. Faster yeah... faster... ooooooh.... OH!, OH ---- STOP! IT BURNS! IT ------- BURNS!!!!
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:P
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In jail/prison there is a term known as a "Fi-Fi" or sometimes referred to as Felicia. It's where you take a wet towel, line the inside with lotion or whatever you can get, wrap it up tight and goto town. There is another variation of it called a hot fi-fi.
No I never tried this but I was able to get an entire dictionary going of jail terms.. wish I could remember them all. |
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o wow.
hey i got my camera filled up with pics so ill have to develope them today. |
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Originally Posted by Whitey
Go poke a hole in a grapefruit, microwave it and go to town with it :-\
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:o
;D ;D ;D |
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Originally Posted by Breaker84
well... how the ---- do you make this damn thing? Did anyone try getting a membership? ;D
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Originally Posted by quadnie
In jail/prison there is a term known as a "Fi-Fi" or sometimes referred to as Felicia. It's where you take a wet towel, line the inside with lotion or whatever you can get, wrap it up tight and goto town. There is another variation of it called a hot fi-fi.
No I never tried this but I was able to get an entire dictionary going of jail terms.. wish I could remember them all. sometimes they dedicate nights entirely to FI-FI..i hear its fun..... :-X |
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hummm...
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Originally Posted by juli0_bustamante
sometimes they dedicate nights entirely to FI-FI..i hear its fun..... :-X
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him and his buddies double penetrate a fi-fi ;D
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that was creative, its still easier just to do a chick and have them clean the mess up. ;D
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I think I'm falling in love with my microwaved grapefruit
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Originally Posted by InfernoSoul
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Oh awesome, anyone tried it yet? Ummmm.... I'll be right back guys!!
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Originally Posted by Breaker84
Oh awesome, anyone tried it yet? Ummmm.... I'll be right back guys!!
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yes, check out my cartoon porn selection in the anime movie thread ;D
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it was all deleted you perv
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Originally Posted by InfernoSoul
lol.. my friend that went to jail for a few years told me about that.. actually tried it.. works pretty good. |
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i think this post is getting a little gay
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masturbation is not gay, it's better to ---- a wet glove in jail then another dude in jail
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Originally Posted by bambooseven
masturbation is not gay, it's better to ---- a wet glove in jail then another dude in jail
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masturbation is not gay, it's better to ---- a wet glove in jail then another dude in jail |
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You guys are using the wrong fruit! A grapefruit for one is yes, acidy and secondly too gushy on the inside. Heres what you need to use instead...
Cantelope!!! You cut a hole in the cantelope and nuke it up. It gets a nice soft "fuzzy" texture around the rim and the inside "meat" stays somewhat firm replicating a nice wet twat! Don't ask how I know this...but it definatly feels damn near like the real thing rofl! the funnies tshit is putting it back in the fridge when you are done and laughing your ass off watching your roomate/girlfreind/colleage whoever eat it up muwahahaa damn I'm one sick bastard. |
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Originally Posted by Bizzar
You guys are using the wrong fruit! A grapefruit for one is yes, acidy and secondly too gushy on the inside. Heres what you need to use instead...
Cantelope!!! You cut a hole in the cantelope and nuke it up. It gets a nice soft "fuzzy" texture around the rim and the inside "meat" stays somewhat firm replicating a nice wet twat! Don't ask how I know this...but it definatly feels damn near like the real thing rofl! the funnies tshit is putting it back in the fridge when you are done and laughing your ass off watching your roomate/girlfreind/colleage whoever eat it up muwahahaa damn I'm one sick bastard. |
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im glad i have a girlfreind that is kind to my needs :)
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Hell yeah I'm serious. It was one of those "I'll do that if you do this" type deals with my wife. BTW she was able to shoot those grapes almost 4 feet!
(I'm joking about the putting it back in the fridge part ROFL) |
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Originally Posted by Bizzar
(I'm joking about the putting it back in the fridge part ROFL)
hey atleast someone admitted to it |
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Originally Posted by Whitey
Actually I just thought about it and ------- a grapefruit would probably be like having ghonnerra, cause acidic fruit juice would burn like a ----------er. Remember to use protection and good luck ;)
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