Re: the legend of BloodNinja
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
It's not much credit, just annoying that Tough-Gay is using it as a tool to gain e-acceptance he hasn't gotten any other way.
Or the younger sibling who never got heard. Freud would say you have Daddy issues. :-* |
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Daddy? Who's that?
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Come harass webcam bitches
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JD blows up engines. :-*
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JDTCC ;D
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haha i love the pirate one. HAAARRRRR!!! haha that one was the best.
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Usually I'd smite you, but this thread was definitely a good one to bump.
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This one is great
mikewilliams27: Hi. azvixen2001: hello mikewilliams27: My name is Mike. mikewilliams27: What's yours? azvixen2001: What? azvixen2001: Mike I gotta get back to work thanks for saying hello mikewilliams27: Aww. Don't you want to talk to me? azvixen2001: hey you have not talked to me since before the 4th of July so why now mikewilliams27: What? I think you are thinking of a different Mike. mikewilliams27: My name is Mike Williams. mikewilliams27: I'm from Baltimore. azvixen2001: Oh sorry well I really have to go mikewilliams27: Where do you work? azvixen2001: why does it matter mikewilliams27: I am just trying to make friends. mikewilliams27: It doesn't, I guess. mikewilliams27: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ricki Lake? azvixen2001: well sorry not with me mikewilliams27: You're rude. mikewilliams27: You'd think that a fat girl like you would be happy to have someone talk to her. azvixen2001: no u are. I have asked very nicely to end our chat a number of times azvixen2001: I get lots of attention honey do not need u mikewilliams27: I was born with three nipples. mikewilliams27: Want me to send you a picture? mikewilliams27: In your picture, you have a pimple on your chest. mikewilliams27: At first I thought it was a third nipple too but I figured it out. mikewilliams27: A lot of fat girls have pimples on their chests like that. mikewilliams27: It's because you sweat a lot. azvixen2001: If you don't quit writing to me I will inform my systems administrator. mikewilliams27: What's his name? azvixen2001: it's not a he its a she. mikewilliams27: Yeah, right. mikewilliams27: Everyone knows that all sytme admins are men. mikewilliams27: Girls are too dumb to figure that stuff out. azvixen2001: Typical. I bet you live with your mother, dont' you? mikewilliams27: Well yeah. I do. How did you know? mikewilliams27: I have 13 cats. azvixen2001: Good for you. mikewilliams27: I like you. azvixen2001: Mike, I'm serious. I'm very busy here and you are bothering me. mikewilliams27: Do you like cats? mikewilliams27: I do. azvixen2001: Goodbye Mike. mikewilliams27: I bet you have all sorts of stuff stuck between your fat rolls. mikewilliams27: Check right now and tell me what you find. mikewilliams27: Do you like Doritos? mikewilliams27: My mom does. mikewilliams27: She eats them on the couch and she's really fat too. mikewilliams27: It's hot and sometimnes she wears a bra around the house and I see Dorito chips on her fat rolls. azvixen2001: How old are you, 10? mikewilliams27: I'm 27. azvixen2001: You're 27??? azvixen2001: You act like a 10 year old!! azvixen2001: And you live with your mother? azvixen2001: LOL! mikewilliams27: Why is that funny? azvixen2001: Awww. poor baby. I just want to pat you on your little head. mikewilliams27: Shut up and don't make fun of me. azvixen2001: You're so pathetic. mikewilliams27: STOP IT!! mikewilliams27: my head is not little. azvixen2001: LOL!! mikewilliams27: stop it azvixen2001: BYE LOSER! mikewilliams27: STO!p1oij1 pjoioih STOP ITTT!!! azvixen2001: Why dont you go out and get a life you pathetic moron? azvixen2001: What's the matter? One of your cats got your tongue? azvixen2001: LOL! 2 minutes later... mikewilliams27: Hello? mikewilliams27: Who is this? azvixen2001: Hello loser. mikewilliams27: I'm sorry. This is Mike's mother. mikewilliams27: To whom am I communicating? azvixen2001: yeah right. hi Mike's mom. mikewilliams27: I'm serious. Who is this? mikewilliams27: My name is Sarah. azvixen2001: My name is Denise. mikewilliams27: Mike is not a normal 27 year old, in case you couldn't tell. mikewilliams27: He's at about a 4th grade level. mikewilliams27: We've had a lot of problems with him ever since he started using this computer. azvixen2001: Well maybe you shouldn't let him use it. mikewilliams27: You may be right, but that's not going to help us now. mikewilliams27: Mike is having a seizure right now. mikewilliams27: His father is tending to him. mikewilliams27: Something you said must have triggered it. mikewilliams27: What were you two talking about? mikewilliams27: Hello? mikewilliams27: I'm very serious about this. Please help. azvixen2001: Look. he started talking first. azvixen2001: I am at work right now and am very busy. mikewilliams27: I know. I'm very sorry, but will you please help us? mikewilliams27: This has happened before. azvixen2001: Take him to a doctor. mikewilliams27: I wish it was that simple. It's not really a seizure but if I don't get him to stop he can really hurt himself. mikewilliams27: Mike has a serious problem with social skills and this is his defense mechanism. mikewilliams27: Whenver there is any sort of a conflict, especially with women that he likes, he has one of these "seizures". mikewilliams27: We can watch him for a few hours so he doesn't choke on his tongue or you can help. azvixen2001: Are you kidding me. mikewilliams27: I know this sounds strange, Denise, but I am very serious. mikewilliams27: Can I call you to explain over the phone? azvixen2001: I dont think so. mikewilliams27: Well let me give you my number then. mikewilliams27: Ok, it's 301-***-**** azvixen2001: Ok. azvixen2001: I'm calling you. mikewilliams27: Ok azvixen2001: No answer. mikewilliams27: What? mikewilliams27: Oh my god. I'm sorry. The ringer is turned off. mikewilliams27: Will you try again? azvixen2001: No. I have to go. mikewilliams27: NO. Please don't! mikewilliams27: Please help us. it will only take a minute. mikewilliams27: All you have to do is apologize to him and pretend to like him. mikewilliams27: I will watch over his sholder and get him off the computer. mikewilliams27: After this, I don't think we're ever going to let him onthe computer again. mikewilliams27: Hello? mikewilliams27: Will you please help us? mikewilliams27: Please respond? I'm really not joking about this, Denise. azvixen2001: Ok. Look. I will talk to him for 2 minutes then i have to go. mikewilliams27: Oh thank you so much. azvixen2001: I can't beleive I'm doign this. mikewilliams27: Ok. I am going to get him and tell him that you want to speak to him. azvixen2001: sure. azvixen2001: hurry up. mikewilliams27: Hi. azvixen2001: Hi azvixen2001: umm hello? azvixen2001: Is this Mike? mikewilliams27: yeah azvixen2001: hi Mike. mikewilliams27: hi azvixen2001: uhhhh Ok Mike. I'm sorry. mikewilliams27: what? azvixen2001: I said I'm sorry for making fun of you. azvixen2001: I was only kidding. mikewilliams27: no you werent' azvixen2001: yes i was mike. I swear to god. azvixen2001: I like you. azvixen2001: We're friends, Ok? azvixen2001: Ok Mike? azvixen2001: Are you going to be ok? azvixen2001: I like you and I shouldn't have made fun of you. Now go get your Mom. mikewilliams27: you like me? azvixen2001: Yes. I really like you. mikewilliams27: and you were wrong? azvixen2001: Yes mike. I was wrong and you were right? mikewilliams27: i was right? azvixen2001: yes you were right mikewilliams27: about what? azvixen2001: what? mikewilliams27: About what? mikewilliams27: Was I right about your third nipple, or that you have Dorito chips stuck in your ass crack you fat -----? azvixen2001: ---- YOU! mikewilliams27: HHAHAH!!! mikewilliams27: My mom isn't even home, fatty! azvixen2001: ---- OFF YOU -------! azvixen2001: I HOPE YOU REALLY DO HAVE A SEIZURE and CHOKE on your fuckign tongue loser!!!!!! mikewilliams27: Who's the loser now, fat-ass? mikewilliams27: Want me to call you? I have your number off of my caller ID. mikewilliams27: Denise *******? mikewilliams27: Can I call you at 480-***-****? mikewilliams27: Can I come visit you at 2423 ********** Park, Tempe Arizona 85284? mikewilliams27: Can I bring some of my cats? mikewilliams27: And some Doritos? azvixen2001: I'm calling the police. azvixen2001: <has logged off> |
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