laugh at buk.
 

buk spends 350 to rent a party place
buk spends 200 on food
buk spends 300 on beer
buk spends 200 on liquor
buk spends 70 on tv rental.

10 people show up to buks party

somedumbass tthought it would be fun to tap all three kegs meaning i cant return any of em.

as i was walking with the cheese i slipped and fell from soapy water ad had cheese dump all over the floor
which reminded me of yesterday when i was fixing the fryer and i had a pot full of oil dump all over me

buk had the can of cheese heating up and burned himself reflex caused buks hand to pull back and can was opened with a knife so can lid did a nice slice right over my scar where i had surjury as a kid and the nerves are super s4esitivr

buk will now have to sell his carr for 1.5k cash to pay yuriy back

everysingle-------personplaceorthingonthisgoddamne dplanet > buk

on the good side, buk know he can pull something of this magnitude off alone
buk successfully marinated/breaded 160 pounds of chicken quarters.
buks chicken came out awesome everyone loved it
buk will drag a keg, and a keg pump, and a penis pump into a jacuzzi room and drink himself to death (only takes 1 1/2 beers)
ive downed 5 beers, and 4 double shots of brandy nd i have work in 4 hours
nice :)

lessons llearned

next tie post up flyers at schools and gilbralter trade center ad other placess


breaded chicken can be frozn i guess and beer kegs are fucked liquor can be saved''
idk

its fine

it really is.

k sleepy time k? i still have to endure 11pm to 2am of this bs :)

later for right now i will sleep.

another girl gave me her number.. heh idk

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pwned

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I wasn't invited? :'(

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if all that happened and i only got a number i'd kill myself. a G in crap to not ---- some ho? hell nah

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Keep drinking, champ, it'll all work out.

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:y

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Sucks man, maybe some everclear would solve the problem?

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Hmmm shitty ho palace+decided to do all this like days before the super bowl=Joe Schmoe and his inbred girl friend showup just to get out of the cold and had nowhere else to go and you probably have cheap hourly room rentals. next time better advertising and plan earlier and you might turn a better profit. Well atleast you have alot of beer to drink alot of mistakes away.

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Next time buk should advertise free admission for ladies.

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:y