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buk spends 350 to rent a party place
buk spends 200 on food
buk spends 300 on beer
buk spends 200 on liquor
buk spends 70 on tv rental.

10 people show up to buks party

somedumbass tthought it would be fun to tap all three kegs meaning i cant return any of em.

as i was walking with the cheese i slipped and fell from soapy water ad had cheese dump all over the floor
which reminded me of yesterday when i was fixing the fryer and i had a pot full of oil dump all over me

buk had the can of cheese heating up and burned himself reflex caused buks hand to pull back and can was opened with a knife so can lid did a nice slice right over my scar where i had surjury as a kid and the nerves are super s4esitivr

buk will now have to sell his carr for 1.5k cash to pay yuriy back

everysingle-------personplaceorthingonthisgoddamne dplanet > buk

on the good side, buk know he can pull something of this magnitude off alone
buk successfully marinated/breaded 160 pounds of chicken quarters.
buks chicken came out awesome everyone loved it
buk will drag a keg, and a keg pump, and a penis pump into a jacuzzi room and drink himself to death (only takes 1 1/2 beers)
ive downed 5 beers, and 4 double shots of brandy nd i have work in 4 hours
nice :)

lessons llearned

next tie post up flyers at schools and gilbralter trade center ad other placess


breaded chicken can be frozn i guess and beer kegs are fucked liquor can be saved''
idk

its fine

it really is.

k sleepy time k? i still have to endure 11pm to 2am of this bs :)

later for right now i will sleep.

another girl gave me her number.. heh idk

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pwned

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I wasn't invited? :'(

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if all that happened and i only got a number i'd kill myself. a G in crap to not ---- some ho? hell nah

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Keep drinking, champ, it'll all work out.

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:y

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Sucks man, maybe some everclear would solve the problem?

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Hmmm shitty ho palace+decided to do all this like days before the super bowl=Joe Schmoe and his inbred girl friend showup just to get out of the cold and had nowhere else to go and you probably have cheap hourly room rentals. next time better advertising and plan earlier and you might turn a better profit. Well atleast you have alot of beer to drink alot of mistakes away.

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Next time buk should advertise free admission for ladies.

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:y

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The way it turned out...free admission for girls...guys...lesbos, homos, transvestites, cats, dogs...what eats or drinks should be let it in!

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Dude, dont give up on those kegs... I found a keg of Keystone half empty that had been sitting out in the sun for 2 weeks. I gave it a taste and decided to take it home and chill it down and proceeded to get extremely drunk, pretty sure it sittin out added some to the alcohol content because i got fucked pretty quick. Moral of the story is, just because it tastes like the inside of a skunks ------- doesn't mean it won't get you drunk.

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whata lightweight acting all retarded and you drank like half of what a normal girl should drink to get a buzz :1

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lmao

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buk if your rex is driveable ill buy it ;)

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dude, how did you advertise it, you asking about advertisement a couple days ago. you can recoup some money though sell the beer to 18 year olds, freeeze the chicken and eat it for the next year, and count esrt as I have no idea

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sorry player, i didn't get done work till 830. if you can get those kegs across the border for me i'll buy'em off yah

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having another one this friday... just a party this time tho
i figure im fucked might as well give it another shot cant get any worse

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you stupid bitch you don't learn your lesson

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its superbowl everyone had freinds houses to go to and ----

friday no one will have ---- better to do

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ha ha ha ha ha ahyah haa haaah!
you spent all that money on garbage and you still don't own a boosted car, or a car atall. :D

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ahahaha he left me a 3 minute long message where he just breathes and sobs or something
ahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahaha

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Uh, is this thread for real?

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Sadly.

Buk, CRX, cash, now.

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You fucked the kegs didn't you?

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buk you don't need that rex, you need money. I have money.

Too bad you got pwned. Shoulda let me know I coulda brought a tv and drank a keg.