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Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
because chances are they'll be lesbians, and they'll look like this, and you'll end up making out with one of them in a tent.
drive to the paintball scenario game, we were in a hurry: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/601/dsc009877il.th.jpg don't ever drink this ----, I couldn't breathe for a couple minutes after drinking it: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/7201/dsc009887wx.th.jpg get your barf buckets ready: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/7319/dsc009904ui.th.jpg unfortunately, I wasn't in the tent with the one with all the cleavage: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/8219/dsc009929cg.th.jpg another shot, ---- I was drunk: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/1273/dsc009937em.th.jpg shot of my ass, this is what happens when you're drunk and you think for some reason you have the ability to do a front flip over your camp fire: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/8168/dsc009967zt.th.jpg I didn't want to be scared when we were out there since it had been so long since I paintballed, so I had one of my friends shoot me with my own gun from 15 feet away: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/4051/dsc009979dy.th.jpg close up: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/9179/dsc009984qi.th.jpg the friend who shot me had more to drink than I did, he thought it would be a good idea to sit on the camp fire: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/5058/dsc009992ly.th.jpg what do you do when you're bored in the woods with a sword, a slice of cheese, a paper plate, a plastic cup, a keystone light can, a slice of bread, some caution tape, a water bottle, the wrapper to a package of cheese singles, a plastic bag, a potato, and the lid to the water bottle? this: http://img202.echo.cx/img202/9240/dsc010002ui.th.jpg |
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haha good ---- kyle. Hell if i was in a tent with the one with cleavage, I wouldn't be making out with her, I'd be gettin' it on with her boobs :D
See and who said drinking was good. |
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lmao... yeah the girls are :-X...
Looks like thats gonna leave a mark haha |
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everclear is the ---- 8) and that first girl isnt too bad, just put a bag over her head :D
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I hope you didnt stick your dink in that :-X
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Originally Posted by ShitBoxCivic
I hope you didnt stick your dink in that :-X
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haha that's great, they were hookers :D
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good ol dr. thunder
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Wheres the puke smiley when u need it ::)
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Kyle cmon now, I know you can do better. Oh well when you're drunk, ---- happens. Trust me I know this... and why are referring to your wang as "the little guy"? :P
What's Dr. Thjunder, a cheap version of Dr. Pepper? I've never heard of it |
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Originally Posted by rawr
good ol dr. thunder
jon, doing better takes balls, I'm working on it, I think I need a shirt that says "I ---- on the First Date" to get my point across. |
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Ruff Ruff, thats all I have to say about the girls, everclear must totally ---- up your perception. By the way the sword is best thing in the pics. I still need to get one.
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Kyle, as bad as it was, I applaud you for being man enough to share with pics. :-X
Kain would get a shirt that says, "I ---- on the first date". What you really need is a shirt that says, "Chicks hate me". I don't know why, but my buddy had that shirt and we'd go somewhere and the girls would flock to him when he wore it. It was like the ultimate ice breaker. |
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lol, awsome kyle
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you know the fat chic wants the cock..
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Most of fsu went out to panama city last weekend and rented out 3 hotels there.. 3days and 2 nights of non-stop boozing on the beach.. any how.. I can attest to the fact that it really isnt a good idea to get black out drunk and talk to girls youve never met.. From what my freinds say I told some girl she was "ok to ---- after a 6 or 7 beers". I saw her the next day..she acted like I was a complete gentelmen she was all over my ----.. any how the truth stuck.. I wanted nothing to do with her untill I had 6 or 7 beers.. then the rest of the story can be told by those dirty dirty hotel sheets I woke up in the next morning.
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Ya know, it's funny because half of the guys talking about how ugly those chicks are probably haven't had physical contact with a female in months. Bitches is bitches Kyle, nice work. ;) From the looks of the pictures the "one with the cleavage" wasn't the top pick of the two so I think you made the best of the situation. :P
Keep your mouth shut Preston or I'll have your ass banned. :P ;) __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Ya know, it's funny because half of the guys talking about how ugly those chicks are probably haven't had physical contact with a female in months. Bitches is bitches Kyle, nice work. ;) From the looks of the pictures the "one with the cleavage" wasn't the top pick of the two so I think you made the best of the situation. :P
Keep your mouth shut Preston or I'll have your ass banned. :P ;) |
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word... good work kyle
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You know, I'm pretty goddamn sure that loaf of bread says BIMBO in big bold letters. Anyway, I'm not one to preach but I say if you're gonna do something like that again, remember Too Short- ------' 2 Bitches at the Same Time.
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'bimbo' bread, how fitting for the situation :)
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yea, i went camping last weekend too, but our campsite still had snow on the ground, and when I woke up, our tent was frozen to the ground :(
drunk people and camp fires don't mix. I got really drunk and picked up a beer bottle out of the camp fire, the bottom half of it was red hot, luckly i had a vinyl glove on filled witha bit of water, I freaked the hell out of everybody, definately gets the chicks. ;) |
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Originally Posted by Kyle
Some guy that was a corporal in the army was going to pay the 2 chicks $300 each to ---- me |
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Wait a minute.......so there was $600 on the table, a tent, and two drunk females and you still didn't get laid? ??? For fucks sake man, you gotta try harder or something. I have no idea what an attractive man looks like, but you don't seem to be too fucked up looking. WTF is the problem? ???
Yo, I gots the hook-up on Viagra if that'll help? ??? __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I know damn well what an attractive man looks like, but you don't seem to be too fucked up looking, kinda cute actually. WTF is the problem? ???
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Kyle, I don't know why you can't get laid. I'd ---- the ---- out of you. If you want, you can be the pitcher. :-*
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Kyle, I don't know why you can't get laid. I'd ---- the ---- out of you. If you want, you can be the pitcher. :-*
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the girls are like gothic they would probly try to steal your balls so they can make crazy ---- for satin >:D or maybe they are normal i dont know.
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it's cheap -----, what do you expect Mr. Pitt?
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Originally Posted by accordepicenter
lmao... yeah the girls are :-X...
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Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Wait a minute.......so there was $600 on the table, a tent, and two drunk females and you still didn't get laid? ??? For fucks sake man, you gotta try harder or something. I have no idea what an attractive man looks like, but you don't seem to be too fucked up looking. WTF is the problem? ???
Yo, I gots the hook-up on Viagra if that'll help? ??? I don't need viagra, the little guy was ready to go. the problem was the one I was making out with remembered that she's a lesbian when I tried to grab her ass, then she left the tent and that's when the guy fell in the fire and then the cops and ambulances came, and I didn't. |
Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by Kyle
I should tell girls, "hey, you should get with me, dr. boost said I don't look fucked up" I don't need viagra, the little guy was ready to go. the problem was the one I was making out with remembered that she's a lesbian when I tried to grab her ass, then she left the tent and that's when the guy fell in the fire and then the cops and ambulances came, and I didn't. Ladies and gentlemen, you have MTV to thank for this ----. __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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yeah, it sucks when you goto the trouble of find her a playmate and she chickens out. That's how I dumped one ---- buddy and met the other.
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Ya know, it's funny because half of the guys talking about how ugly those chicks are probably haven't had physical contact with a female in months. Bitches is bitches Kyle, nice work. ;) From the looks of the pictures the "one with the cleavage" wasn't the top pick of the two so I think you made the best of the situation. :P
Keep your mouth shut Preston or I'll have your ass banned. :P ;) |
Re: Kyles PSA for the month of April, don't be drunk when you meet girls
Originally Posted by boosted_hatch_216
hey -----s ----- right. did you see julian about ready to get on that nasty bitch again last night. lol. alcohol does wonders. it helps ugly people get laid. :P You ready to go shooting? ??? __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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yeah when are we goin? i gotta go to my grand parents and lay out a landscape real quick. so that hoe has 2 kids and she was tryin to get on julians nuts and then she left to go answer a booty call. scandalous.
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Originally Posted by boosted_hatch_216
yeah when are we goin? i gotta go to my grand parents and lay out a landscape real quick. so that hoe has 2 kids and she was tryin to get on julians nuts and then she left to go answer a booty call. scandalous.
Give me a call when you're done ------- around. I think Sams closes around 12-1 so if you don't have any rounds you need to go get some. __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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Yea those are deff some ugly hoes.. But some ppl have to take what they can almost get. Good work. I think. ;)
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Wait a minute.......so there was $600 on the table, a tent, and two drunk females and you still didn't get laid? ??? For fucks sake man, you gotta try harder or something. I have no idea what an attractive man looks like, but you don't seem to be too fucked up looking. WTF is the problem? ???
Yo, I gots the hook-up on Viagra if that'll help? ??? |
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give her beer until she is straight again
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