just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
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just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
Long story short, i drank like 7 beers and decided that i needed to drive my turbo civic to go get um a newspaper right.
Well (sorry still drunk nowas this just ------- happened) i was behind this stupid *** saturn and next to some big truck ight, so i downshifted and punched it and jammed between both of them going about 70 (in a 35) i looked left and god damn a cop was RIGHT there, and sure enough he flipped on his lights and started to swing around. I was like "---- it" and floored it and got it up to 90 (in a 35) and tore *** sideways down my street (its right turn, then anouther hard right) then as i turned down the street i decided that this ****** was going to get me after i stop in my driveway so i just pulled over and gave up, take in mind that the whole time he is chasing me with sirens and lights flashing and there was anouther cop coming from the oposite direction.
So i'm like ----, i'm going to prison, i'm fucked god damnidt, ----!!, then the cop comes out of the car( his goddamn siren is still on) and i think i'm going to get shot ( he had his gun out, lol) and he is like WTF? did you see me? what the hell are you trying to do? " i said um, i did not see you" then bla bla he got my license and all that ----, meanwhile the other cop stood next to my car asking me a bout my car and why i was running and bla bla. anyway ( oh yea did i menation i was ------- drunk as hell this whole time?) they gave me two tickets for no insurance and expired tags AND THEY
------- LET ME GO!!!!!!! OMG!!!!
then i get to my house stilll in disbelief from what just happened, i go and take a **** right. as i am in the bathroom someone knocks on the front door. guess who? the goddamn cop that just pulled me over, he had my drivers license which i had forgot to get back from him, i said " Man I REALLY appreciate thise, you have no idea....." he shook my ------- hand and said " hey man, I have been there before, its just a couple little tickets and a small fine, have a good day
He also said that i made his day by running away, if it would have been anyone else though they would have ripped me out of the car and beat my ***.
jesus christ that just happened
Well (sorry still drunk nowas this just ------- happened) i was behind this stupid *** saturn and next to some big truck ight, so i downshifted and punched it and jammed between both of them going about 70 (in a 35) i looked left and god damn a cop was RIGHT there, and sure enough he flipped on his lights and started to swing around. I was like "---- it" and floored it and got it up to 90 (in a 35) and tore *** sideways down my street (its right turn, then anouther hard right) then as i turned down the street i decided that this ****** was going to get me after i stop in my driveway so i just pulled over and gave up, take in mind that the whole time he is chasing me with sirens and lights flashing and there was anouther cop coming from the oposite direction.
So i'm like ----, i'm going to prison, i'm fucked god damnidt, ----!!, then the cop comes out of the car( his goddamn siren is still on) and i think i'm going to get shot ( he had his gun out, lol) and he is like WTF? did you see me? what the hell are you trying to do? " i said um, i did not see you" then bla bla he got my license and all that ----, meanwhile the other cop stood next to my car asking me a bout my car and why i was running and bla bla. anyway ( oh yea did i menation i was ------- drunk as hell this whole time?) they gave me two tickets for no insurance and expired tags AND THEY
------- LET ME GO!!!!!!! OMG!!!!
then i get to my house stilll in disbelief from what just happened, i go and take a **** right. as i am in the bathroom someone knocks on the front door. guess who? the goddamn cop that just pulled me over, he had my drivers license which i had forgot to get back from him, i said " Man I REALLY appreciate thise, you have no idea....." he shook my ------- hand and said " hey man, I have been there before, its just a couple little tickets and a small fine, have a good day
He also said that i made his day by running away, if it would have been anyone else though they would have ripped me out of the car and beat my ***.
jesus christ that just happened
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Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
Originally Posted by signorelli21
if it would have been anyone else though they would have ripped me out of the car and beat my ***.
...and why were you drunk on a wednesday afternoon? still in school?
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Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
obviously they didn't notice i was drunk, and i am because i am on vacation. no i am not the mayors son, I meant any other police officer, hey isn't running from the cops in general dumb? no matter if your sober or not?
anyway i don;t care, i am just so glad i am not in jail right now, he even said that the reason i didn't get away was because my honda can't outrun a ford. say what you want, it was really stupid (in fact i told myself earlier that i woudn't be driving the civic anymore because i was drinking and something bad would happen, now i know to trust my instincts better)
anyway i don;t care, i am just so glad i am not in jail right now, he even said that the reason i didn't get away was because my honda can't outrun a ford. say what you want, it was really stupid (in fact i told myself earlier that i woudn't be driving the civic anymore because i was drinking and something bad would happen, now i know to trust my instincts better)
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Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
Originally Posted by signorelli21
he even said that the reason i didn't get away was because my honda can't outrun a ford.
anyway, congrats on not being in jail and getting raped
