just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
03-12-2008, 10:30 PM
#31
0.0 BAR
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 0
Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
When ever i tow a DWI, I beat the ------- ---- out of there car, I'm talken roll backs, neutral drops, what ever i want to do besides crash it. Nothing beats chalking the tires and doing some burners it some drunk ******** car while they are in jail. Oh god i love it
03-12-2008, 10:33 PM
#32
1.0 BAR
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 536
Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
Originally Posted by Donald125
I know exactly how this happened .
Since you are drunk:
You were going 7 mph when u think ur going 70
you speed up to 9mph when u think ur going 90
When u thought u went "side way" while making a turn it was really you just looking at your passenger window.
Since you are drunk:
You were going 7 mph when u think ur going 70
you speed up to 9mph when u think ur going 90
When u thought u went "side way" while making a turn it was really you just looking at your passenger window.
i was doing this thing where i was the designated driver thing (i know, but it paid good)
and one time the drunk dude in the back started freaking out saying i was crazy and was going to crash and die, but we were stopped at a red light
also what's kewl when you are a designated driver not only dose it pay pretty good but if the people are drunk enough you can stop at every gas station on the way back and say "this ------- piece of ---- van only get's 8mpg" and when you stop just put in like $1 each time stop 10 times you put out $10 but get $10 per stop so that's $90 free and clear on top of the $25-40 per person (and i was driving an onld amish hauler ford van that seated 12 so i was carrying 15 and making like $375-600 a nigh without including the $90 or so in "gas" money"
hahaha drunk people rock
oh and as for running away from the cops i do it once a week or so on my good ole rm250 (with a kx500 engine and is bored and stroked to 681cc and makes about 75whp and only weighs 260lbs i have only had it up to about 110mph but top speed isin't it's deal it's handling)
anybody on a bike could get away from a cop it is so easy those 4.6l crown visc are sooo slow (0-60 in about 10seconds and 115mph top speed and handle like a crown vic )need i say more, hell $10 says i could outrun a crown vic cop car with a ninja 250 (only 32hp and has a powerband like a 2 smoke, gotta love the 2 smokes) and a top speed of 105mph and 0-60 in 9seconds and shitty *** tires
03-12-2008, 11:24 PM
#34
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 6,449
Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
Originally Posted by signorelli21
Why? didn't you post something a while back about running from a cop?
chill out...it was a good story, i was just giving you a hard time
03-12-2008, 11:32 PM
#35
0.0 BAR
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 0
Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
Originally Posted by cornfuzed
hahahaha so true
i was doing this thing where i was the designated driver thing (i know, but it paid good)
and one time the drunk dude in the back started freaking out saying i was crazy and was going to crash and die, but we were stopped at a red light
also what's kewl when you are a designated driver not only dose it pay pretty good but if the people are drunk enough you can stop at every gas station on the way back and say "this ------- piece of ---- van only get's 8mpg" and when you stop just put in like $1 each time stop 10 times you put out $10 but get $10 per stop so that's $90 free and clear on top of the $25-40 per person (and i was driving an onld amish hauler ford van that seated 12 so i was carrying 15 and making like $375-600 a nigh without including the $90 or so in "gas" money"
hahaha drunk people rock
oh and as for running away from the cops i do it once a week or so on my good ole rm250 (with a kx500 engine and is bored and stroked to 681cc and makes about 75whp and only weighs 260lbs i have only had it up to about 110mph but top speed isin't it's deal it's handling)
anybody on a bike could get away from a cop it is so easy those 4.6l crown visc are sooo slow (0-60 in about 10seconds and 115mph top speed and handle like a crown vic )need i say more, hell $10 says i could outrun a crown vic cop car with a ninja 250 (only 32hp and has a powerband like a 2 smoke, gotta love the 2 smokes) and a top speed of 105mph and 0-60 in 9seconds and shitty *** tires
i was doing this thing where i was the designated driver thing (i know, but it paid good)
and one time the drunk dude in the back started freaking out saying i was crazy and was going to crash and die, but we were stopped at a red light
also what's kewl when you are a designated driver not only dose it pay pretty good but if the people are drunk enough you can stop at every gas station on the way back and say "this ------- piece of ---- van only get's 8mpg" and when you stop just put in like $1 each time stop 10 times you put out $10 but get $10 per stop so that's $90 free and clear on top of the $25-40 per person (and i was driving an onld amish hauler ford van that seated 12 so i was carrying 15 and making like $375-600 a nigh without including the $90 or so in "gas" money"
hahaha drunk people rock
oh and as for running away from the cops i do it once a week or so on my good ole rm250 (with a kx500 engine and is bored and stroked to 681cc and makes about 75whp and only weighs 260lbs i have only had it up to about 110mph but top speed isin't it's deal it's handling)
anybody on a bike could get away from a cop it is so easy those 4.6l crown visc are sooo slow (0-60 in about 10seconds and 115mph top speed and handle like a crown vic )need i say more, hell $10 says i could outrun a crown vic cop car with a ninja 250 (only 32hp and has a powerband like a 2 smoke, gotta love the 2 smokes) and a top speed of 105mph and 0-60 in 9seconds and shitty *** tires
03-13-2008, 01:19 AM
#38
1.5 BAR
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,171
Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
I hope a drunk driver kills you... that'll learn ya.
...bragging about that ----..you're an idiot
05-09-2008, 11:09 PM
#40
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,753
Re: just ran from the cops, AND GOT CAUGHT!!!!
a ninja 250 cant even outrun a auto camry (i know becuase i saw a race all the way to top speed. ninja sucked all the way.) and as for your drunk driving, i hope you get fucked by a big man with flaming herpes. your an irresponsible ------- and its people like you (no matter how innocent you think you are) that ruin tons of lives on a daily bases. you should have been cuaght and brought to a local prison becuase i would have your ---- turned inside out within two days. i hope your car gets stolen tonight you peice of ----. worthless -------.
