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I've been locked up!
on 4/20 (one of my favorite days) at 7a.m pacific ------- california time, orange county sheriffs woke me up off the couch in my room with a flashlight and arrested me with a warrant (of which i dont want to speak of how i got it, not drug related tho). in front of my fiance and son, they cuffed me and i went quietly. what a rude awakening. i was booked into the orange county jail where the guards are the best at what they do. i stayed in a 60 man cell consisting of whites, blacks, mexicans and asians. luckily, i'm asian/pacific islander. why? they were the dominant race in the jail. none of us over 6'...but all of us feared. they immediately took me in and had my back if anyone woulda even thought about ------- around with me. i bunked with an 18 year old kid that is a father of a 3 year old boy and a 8 month old daughter, convicted murderer. he's been locked up for nearly 2 years. a majority of the clique i was with was vietnamese. man, you guys remember that "you want beef foo?" video. these mofos aint no joke. i spent 6 days (but sentenced to 10) in their and it was the worst yet most valuble experience of my life. i'm starting to realize how much i have and how much i really love my fiance (we've been fighting).
funny/sad experience while locked up: it took me 5 days to take a shower (no i wasn't butt scared, you can only shower 1 at a time) cause the place is ------- filthy. anyways, when i did, i fucked around and sang in the shower. i'm an asian, and where there's slanted eyes...there's karaoke. so i'll say i'm a pretty good singer (i'm actually the ----, that's how i'd get ----- back in the day). anyways, my asian people overheard me. a couple of them called me over and asked me to sing the neil diamond song i was just singing (love on the rocks). then they asked if i knew a begees song (how deep is your love), so i sang it. little did i know, they whoop out a stack of lyrics 2 inches thick, printed front and back and the crew of about 15 gathered and just kept requesting songs!! it was the weirdest ---- ever! here i was blowing notes at the top of my lungs...for the first time....TO A BUNCH OF DUDES! it was the greatest irony in my life. but they really enjoyed it. i knew 8/10 rnb/slow/love songs they requested. THEY WERE ALL LOVE SONGS! except for 2 linkin park tracks. but the look on those guys' faces evoked nothing but nostalgia. moral of the story... these guys were deprived of everything; choice of tv show, music the sound of their favorite hits. i felt somewhat proud to be able to please the ears of so many people. and i felt fine with them using me as their radio. in return, i got mad commissary (jailhouse goods) and orange pruno enough to get me twisted. would i do it again? ---- NO! that's my story. |
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Cliffs notes?
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longest i was ever locked up was 5 days, but i hear ya man. its interesting how you appreciate everything you have alot more when you get out, no matter how little you have.
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story doesnt make sense
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Is this going to be a movie someday?
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Who was the alpha ------?
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haha Chris. The only part I don't believe is that people were afraid of you. You're like 4 foot 9 ain't ya? Glad to hear you learned from it, and glad to hear that non-whites can appreciate neil diamond. Get with some Chicago (Saturday, in the park) or some Kenny Rogers and I'll be super impressed.
Although I've never been in jail, the closest to it is when I was in the Air Force for boot camp. After 5pm the sgt would go home and leave us to shine shoes/clean ----/take showers, and we had this little shy dude from honduras or some ----. He was some type of Asian. Anyway, I was explaining about "Randoms". (Ran-dumz - As an old song randomly crosses your mind, you sing a line, and then tell your friend "Now that's a random". The only rule is it can't be a huge hit, or something completely obvious. So anyway, this ----------er took it to the next level during the evening "fun" time when the sgt wasn't around. He never even lived in this country before and he could pull out way more songs than anyone. It reminds me of your story, except even this guy was bigger than you. lol. :D |
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if u dont wanna tell us how you got there in the first place you shouldnt have told us about it at all
dont be a fag, what did you do? |
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yea i got locked up for a night at the precinct on 4/20 also, AND had to goto school the next day.. dam, cuffs hurt when they're on for 4 hours straight :3
but that scared me straight, im never going to do anything illegal again. people joke with me "hey man, you gonna steal that?" and im like "stfu, not funny." |
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I've been locked up like 7 or 8 times ---- sucks the longest was 4 days nobody gave me problems except the sheriffs probally becuase i'm indian. they have no problem giving you a elbow in the face :X I heard some crazy storys about those ----------ers in Harris County (houston. tx).
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
we had this little shy dude from honduras or some ----. He was some type of Asian.
This thread is worthless if we don't know about your warrant :8 |
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been locked 3 times...
Once for driving a car on a baseball field... Once for driving w/ a suspended license (was pulled over for speeding) and Once for a Owi. (operating while intoxicated)... i blew a .04 (.08 is legal) but i'm under 21 ::) All of em were overnights, so nothin to serious. SO WHAT'D U DO?! |
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weird story. but can be fixed if you tell us what you did. i did a short cop chase into a fence and got arrested and put into jail overnight. for some reason i had the cops pulling guns on me even though i did everything they told me calm. probibly because it was 2 in the morning and they thought i was a drunken fool. but there was about ten cops there. it was seriously the weakest cop chase i been in but i got caught :(
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I've been processed through the jail intake four times, but never taken upstairs to jail. They just let me go. Especially funny when the last time I went through the works, I was released on my own recognizance over two failure to appear in court charges. ::)
All traffic offenses. Turbo cars are fun, y'all. |
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I've been in trouble with the law. You are all degenerates. :-*
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yea the damn police picked me up at like 7 am for a traffic warrent i had. I heard the knocking and told my girlfriend at the time not to answer the door cause nothing ever good happens that early in the morning. Damn bitch answered the door. Worst is when i spend 3 days in lock up for skateboarding WTF
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Never been in jail yet and don't really see any plans to be there in the future. Damn the way you described it sounded like prison or something ----? I guess I'm just closed minded living in northern WI so I only see ---- like that in the movies. So quit holding back and tell us what you did bastard!!!
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Glad to hear you were "enlightend".I've never been to jail but I allways told myself that if I ever went to jail it was going to be for something good like stealing over $1million or 1st degerr murder.Odds are Ill never go to jail ;)
And every boady in L.A knows that you dont ---- with the Asians when there are more that 3(I dont meen japs and chinese).Those fuckers are sneeky and crazy.Specially ones from the pacific rim(Laos,Viet,Koreans ect).Most of them have knwon war their whole life.They wont think twice about killing you. |
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ok, so here's the story.
me and my gf have been together since HS. i was a senior and she was a sophomore. when i turned 19 she was 17 and she got pregnant. i thot i was doing the rite thing by keeping my baby but parents got pissed, obviously. they went to the church...petifile priest said "if you dont press charges, i will." so they did. then the rents realized the blessing and wanted to withdraw the "sex w/ a minor" charge, but it was too late. i was supppose to serve 40 hrs. community service for conviction of "sex with a minor, with special circumstances." but only completed 20. yea it's ------- stupid cuz 20 more hrs is 2-3 days of community service and i ended up with 6 days jail instead. months after my sentence, a whittier, ca newspaper prints an article "Priest kept his child a secret for 15 years." ------- catholic hypocrytes. i've been contemplating sueing this priest for giving her parents an ultimatum. should i do it? to clear my record? cause it's a ------- hella embarrassing charge for a person that i totally am not. and no, im not a registered sex offender. |
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You would be bettr off just saying that he touched you butt.If you can handle the humiliation it will do him more harm.
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Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
"sex with a minor, with special circumstances."
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Well the courts considered our relationship. and we missed the age window variance of 3 years by 10 days! it
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Isn't it always special circumstances? :P
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Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
Well the courts considered our relationship. and we missed the age window variance of 3 years by 10 days! it
what irony, by avoiding abortion i get nailed in the ass anyway. ---- california and ---- catholisism. |
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lame, i had comunity service. and i use to do a lot when i was younger but i had work on school at the time so i just had someone write it off that worked at one of the youth centers. it was pretty sweet next time you should just think about doing that. i mean if there is a next time lol. i personally dont want to do community service or go to jail. sorry to hear that you had to go to jail because of 20 hours you didnt finish and getting charged because a stupid priest.
also do you get along with your girlfriends parents after that? |
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I've been in jail several times, starting at age 13 in juvenile hall. :l Nothing more than a few days at a time and they were all burglary(I was a shithead as a child), curfew violations, disorderly conduct, failure to appear, DUI, trespassing, minor consumption...etc....etc. It's been a few years since I've been to jail and I don't really want to go back, although jail around here is a joke and more of a vacation IMO. :l
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Dr. Boost is the bad child in the Smith family. Mom really hates his bitch ass. :)
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damn sounds crazy. so what did all the other inmates do when you walked in? Must have been awkward for you
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Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
so what did all the other inmates do when you walked in?
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Originally Posted by salesmonkey
lame, i had comunity service. and i use to do a lot when i was younger but i had work on school at the time so i just had someone write it off that worked at one of the youth centers. it was pretty sweet next time you should just think about doing that. i mean if there is a next time lol. i personally dont want to do community service or go to jail. sorry to hear that you had to go to jail because of 20 hours you didnt finish and getting charged because a stupid priest.
also do you get along with your girlfriends parents after that?
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I've been in jail several times, starting at age 13 in juvenile hall. :l Nothing more than a few days at a time and they were all burglary(I was a shithead as a child), curfew violations, disorderly conduct, failure to appear, DUI, trespassing, minor consumption...etc....etc. It's been a few years since I've been to jail and I don't really want to go back, although jail around here is a joke and more of a vacation IMO. :l
Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
damn sounds crazy. so what did all the other inmates do when you walked in? Must have been awkward for you
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DUDE...I was just about to call you a chester for not telling us lol....hey man those look like 13 year old tits in your aviator. :l lol
i'm just ------- with you man everybodys done it when they were 18 or so... |
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Wait... 19 and 17 and you got sued!?!? I know a kid who just turned 19 and his gf just turned 16 and she's pregnant with his kid :l
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I dunno about cali but 14 is the age of consent here.
I dont understand how you can be charged with such a thing if you went out with the chick too. |
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Age of consent is just law designed to put kids in jail.
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Sex = BAD :l
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I was locked up for about 20 mins, 30 min tops. ::)
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