Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
08-03-2007, 05:35 PM
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Re: Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
Originally Posted by jagojon3
That's a nice *** 
I missed the ***. I used to have problems sleeping. I would stay up all night stressing about all kinds of stupid ---- and bills and daily bullshit, what I was going to do at work the next day and how I was going to do it and in what order, blah blah blah. I starting taking sleeping pills about an hour before I "should" be sleeping. Works like a charm. I don't take them anymore because I'm a bit more relaxed about ---- these days. Unless I'm really pissed about something I don't have any problems sleeping. I have some wicked nightmares after drinking redbull/vodka, but I still sleep like a champ.
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08-03-2007, 07:52 PM
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Re: Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
Originally Posted by scottsi
Learn to love inanimate objects over people.
My father told me when i broke up with my first girl that all girls are -----s except for your mother and sisters. So aside from him calling my mother a -----, I also learned how to go about life. ---- everyone that can't help you in life and no i'm not saying use people, but if they're gonna make you upset ---- there girlfriends, there mothers, sisters...whatever. Oh yeah order Zithromax online. I just got a bunch for a friend. It's an antibiotic. If you're gonna make this life changing move you're gonna have to ---- girls you really don't want to ----. For instance, a 43 year old alcoholic mom....
Anyway thats where hte pills come in. If the condom breaks you gotta take a bunch of them the day after and keep listerine in your car to rinse your dick off. Best of luck to you.
08-03-2007, 07:55 PM
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Re: Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
This cracked me up:
Funny cause it's true.
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08-03-2007, 08:04 PM
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Re: Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
I thought I once had insomnia like you, and I was having relationship problems. I then found a good job, got a girl and I have been stress free for several years. Here's some advice from my faggotry ***.
1. Quit school, college/tech school isn't for everyone.. all I have is a high school diploma and I make 35k/year and i'm only 22.
2.Quit being a ----- and get a real job. I hate when people say they can't find a job. If you actually wanted a job, you'd get a job. Seems to me like you want money, but don't want a job. If I was a millionaire i'd still work, because work makes you feel like you're worth a ---- in life.
3. Don't worry about having a g/f until you get established financially because that's 90% of what women care about anyway. Just bang some -----s until you're ready to settle down.
1. Quit school, college/tech school isn't for everyone.. all I have is a high school diploma and I make 35k/year and i'm only 22.
2.Quit being a ----- and get a real job. I hate when people say they can't find a job. If you actually wanted a job, you'd get a job. Seems to me like you want money, but don't want a job. If I was a millionaire i'd still work, because work makes you feel like you're worth a ---- in life.
3. Don't worry about having a g/f until you get established financially because that's 90% of what women care about anyway. Just bang some -----s until you're ready to settle down.
08-03-2007, 08:45 PM
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Re: Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
Eh I've been thinking lately about being an elem. school computer teacher, kind of need a degree for that. I've worked with kids in the past and computer class was always boring as ***** so I figure I could teach it and make it somewhat fun, let them ---- around in MS Paint or something of the like. With the job thing, I just want a part time job since I'm in school, and I seriously can't find anything that would work for me... I'm deaf in my left ear and it holds me back from some positions I wouldn't want in the first place, but I might get a job at giant eagle as a bagger lol :P #3 sounds like a plan, I'm not even going to date for a while I don't think, we'll see though.
08-03-2007, 09:16 PM
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Re: Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
Originally Posted by joebowlr21
Boost.....if you believe in it....it will come.....
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08-04-2007, 03:24 AM
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Re: Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
Originally Posted by Jorsher
I don't think he wants to go into a state of delirium and possible death. You forgot datura.
08-04-2007, 03:53 AM
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Re: Insomnia ftl (Plus other great problems!)
well everyone has their own problems, its how you choose to deal with them that defines you as an individual.
1. get a job, even if its sacking ------- old peoples groceries it will give you a little cash to pay your bills and help motivate you to find something better, if anything at least you will be out of the house.
2. ---- women, don't even worry about that man, seriously if you can't just have fun with a girl and not get involved in a bunch of drama then a girl is not worth having. its like buying a car that constantly breaks down.
3.school is good but only if it gets you where you want to be in life, if you don;t know what that is, i suggest stop what your doing, go out and take a walk around the block, take a look at all the people you pass by and imagine how each of them got in their various situations, then think about what YOU want and how you can get it.
stop being a -----, wipe the sand out of your vagina and take charge of your ------- life, you can't sleep because you are inactive and your body is trying to tell you something, don't start taking pills while your depressed because you will become addicted and will just make ---- harder for yourself.
you should always be at your best when things are at their worst.
1. get a job, even if its sacking ------- old peoples groceries it will give you a little cash to pay your bills and help motivate you to find something better, if anything at least you will be out of the house.
2. ---- women, don't even worry about that man, seriously if you can't just have fun with a girl and not get involved in a bunch of drama then a girl is not worth having. its like buying a car that constantly breaks down.
3.school is good but only if it gets you where you want to be in life, if you don;t know what that is, i suggest stop what your doing, go out and take a walk around the block, take a look at all the people you pass by and imagine how each of them got in their various situations, then think about what YOU want and how you can get it.
stop being a -----, wipe the sand out of your vagina and take charge of your ------- life, you can't sleep because you are inactive and your body is trying to tell you something, don't start taking pills while your depressed because you will become addicted and will just make ---- harder for yourself.
you should always be at your best when things are at their worst.
