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Auto Tech at the local community college. Sub'ing in for the Tech Lab class today :6

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What are they paying you? I had thought about applying for an teacher's assitant position at the local tech school. Night classes of course, I wouldnt want to put up with a bunch of kids whom 90% will drop out before the second seimester.

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IDK, I'm mostly doing it for fun. I have class 8-1, and work 5-11. They asked if I could fill in 1-4 and I'm already on campus so I was like sure, why not. I'll find out when I get the check. Will look good on resume's if I do it a few times too.

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It's $20+/hr, Rob, and the Autotech classes have a 65% retention rate. The ones who don't make it to the second year are the ones the teachers force out because of their attitudes or inability.

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I could live with $20/hr while im going to school. Which is nice because I would already be there. :1

BTW I quit after the 2nd year. The teachers refused to teach those of us who wanted to learn.

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I teach some of the classes for new-hires here at CAT..I dont get paid extra for it..But its kinda cool for a tattoo'd freak with a bright orange afro teaching people...funny to me..

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You work for CAT? Where are you? You might know my dad.

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Clayton NC

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well, got it done. scary thing is some of them knew who i was from my reputation around CR. Only one major incident, one student thought a 18ga 12v jumper wire would work for a spark plug wire and damn near caught his oil covered valve cover on fire. Lucky it was his own and not a customer car, or I would have kicked him the ---- out for being a retard.

Hopefully they will ask me to do it again. Will look great on a resume.

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thats awesome.

props.

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:D good job

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you know what they say :6

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Those who can't teach, counsel. Those who can't counsel, administrate. Those who can't administrate, enter data into the computer. Those who can't enter data into the computer, take dictation. Those who can't take dictation, alphabetize files. Those who can't alphabetize files, answer the phone. Those who can't answer the phone, fry hamburgers. Those who can't fry hamburgers, fry the cash register. Those who can't run the cash register, wait on tables. Those who can't wait on tables, carry dirty dishes to the kitchen. Those who can't carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, was the dishes. Those who can't wash dirty dishes, peel potatoes. Those who can't peel potatoes, buff the floor. Those who can't buff the floor haul out the garbage. Those who can't haul out the garbage, write poetry. Those who can't write poetry, write clever letters to the editor. Those who can't write clever letters to the editor, write angry letters to the editor. Those who can't write angry letters to the editor, spraypaint graffiti. Those who can't spraypaint graffiti, write screenplays. Those who can't write screenplays, write TV scripts. Those who can't write tv scripts, read scripts for the studios. Those who can't read scripts for the studios, act. Those who can't act, take acting classes. Those who can't take acting classes, sing. Those who can't sing, sing rock 'n' roll. Those who can't sing roc 'n' roll, sing it anyway. Those who can't sing it anyway, become depressed. Those who can't become depressed, get bitter. Those who can't get bitter, get confused. Those who get confused, stay confused. Those who stay confused, find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences. Those who find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences, put turbos in cars. Those who can't put turbos in cars join H-T. :P

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funniest post on HMT and so true ha ha.

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yeah every first quarter at my school, the parking lot would be packed and my class was like 25 kids. By the time we were in the 5th quarter, there were like 7 kids left. Lot of people think they got it and they're really just dousche bags

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Welcome to most curriculums.

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and/or the united states education system

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:y

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I wish I had a cool autoshop teacher in HS. I showed him my turbo hatchback and he tried telling me that I'd need a fifth inject in the intake piping if I wanted to turn up the boost. Accordingly I dropped that class after that statement proving him retarded.

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you should go to a classroom and play mumball for hours

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when i went through we started the 1st year with ~60, 2nd seme3-4 of us got Aster~50, 2nd year ~30, and finished the last semester at 24. 3-4 of us got ase master certified within a year.

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thats a dumb reason to call him retarded. It is a common way of increasing fueling for boost, OEM and aftermarket until recently. ---- my autoshop teacher asked me where I left my mowing deck every time I brought my car in and I took a class of his every semester of high school.