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good lord. good lord. good lord good lord. yall have no idea how many women thare are over here. goodness ghratious. they only thiong i AM COMPLAINING ABOUT IS THAT I WORK AT A RESTOPURANT SELLING CREPES. AND YES I MAKE THEM ASWELL. DAMN capslock. fuckit. anyway, im sitting here in an internet caffe and checking my e-mail. o, and i met some more hot chicks for yall. and i think i found a willing candidate for the hmt thong. iu dont know. shes a brit but shes hot like magma. thing is shes got a nice ass like all hell, bvut shes got ok boobies. anbd like any brit, their teeth are fucked. i guess allot of britishpeople dont like braces? ill write back in about 1 oir 2 weeks and see hows every thiong going. o and i might have enough money to get a break upgrade, new clutch, some nice rims, and a full exhaust. and a rebuild. heh. lol. well anyway, im out. peace!!!!!!! dont ---- this thread up please.

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o and right now its about 8:30 pm and the hmt time is about 10 in the morning.

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british people rock :) :D

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Woah, post------ heaven. Nice job with the editing, "tauws" ;)

Hey Kain, check out my avatar! Recognize the guy? ;D
(I didn't make it, search and you'll see the Spenser and Kain post) :P

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that's spicy! <--- that's mine. what? Oh yeah cool to hear from you; the supreme leader told me to tell you about that thing that's supposed to go down is about to go down and he thought you should know... over and out.

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kain is my new hero, not really, but we'll pretend.

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i thought the hobbit was gone. kain, you must be meeting girls with mustaches. its ok little guy, you can lick their mangina's too.

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you know what they say about you ;) its ok to ---- guys as long as you dont get caught :P
(if someone does, bring your camera along :P)

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whats the deal with all these 5 post cave monkeys talking so much ---- about kain, you must know him personally, well I'm glad your homoerotic relationships are going so well, likewise, keep that ---- far from me. kain, it's good that your having a good time, i'd talk more ---- about how you were cut short and when you look at girls they only smile back cause they think your a 30 year old midget with autsim, but I'm in a good mode right now.

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i dont have beef with yah spenser, your a cool canadian, and you know what, i have a canadian citizenship ;D ;D ;D ;D

anyway, its cool to see people take time to make me more famouse by sticking my face on other pictures. lol. if that girl from prom thinks im sexy, then ----, i dont mind.

o yeah, i might meet up with that british chick tonight. last timew her friend came to the restourant for crepes she wasnt wearing a bra and came from a fresh swim. to say the least, i wasnt impressed cus let me tell you, its full of women here. i mean it. and the weird thiong is some people fine me sexy here. like older chicks mainly. like in the 20's and 30's. i asked why and they simply said i am more mature. anyway, i went to work today at 9 am and got off at 6pm. from 10pm to 1am tonight ill be out clubbing. and i tend to do this every night. so yall can talk your ----, but think about this. while yall are sitting here typing ---- here on hmt and arguing about rx7's and stupid ---- like that, take a minute to think. what if there where 100,000 fine ass looking women, and about 50 bars,clubs, and restourants all togeather in a 1 mile radious??? hell 2 miles radious. think about that.


o, and how the ---- am i supposed to upload pics??? im sitting in an internet cafe with no digital camera and the bandwidth blows chode. lol.


trust me, you wont be dissapointed. i promise. dont worry, your hmt model will be hot ----.

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Ok, but when will you be back? If they find you sexy :-[, then just do something about it. Make us proud son.

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ya, like if you get a stiff, dont worry, most teens go threw that stuff when they hit puberty.

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i cant wait

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lol, why is it i got a feeling he's gonna post a chick taller than him, with a mustache :-X

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god i hope not. :-\

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Is it just me, but do you guys get visuals when you read kains paragraphs and start laughing?.. haha

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yeah, every single time...

By the way Kain, to you have in your possesion a HMT thong, or are is she going to wear just any thong.

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i duno man, im still quivering with fear about the mustache part. who knows, she might wip out a dick too. crazy greek fuckers. i member working for a greek, he talked wicked jibberish super fast. :-\ but he was cool cause his wife had a new Acura that i made deliverys in 8)

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I think kain is gona get paid, you know, BLOW up like the world trade, hahahaha. don't let us hold you down, go, it's ok, loose your virginity. 8)

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quivering with fear? you mean your testicles cus they would be working double shifts???? cmon guys, you got better faith in me. o and that greek chick yall like is back. HAVE FUN. anyway, i dont carry a hmt thong around. ill just mnake it from duct tape and the top will be made from bottlecaps and fishing line. ducktape for the bottom. lol. i will write htm thong on the ducktape for the bottom. i dont know if yall can handle it.

i met two new girls and they seem pretty cool. one is a bia bia and the one is that brit chick iwas talkign about. i drove one piece of ---- car called a jilly or some ----. the european people might know what it is. its like a fiat or someshit. its small as ---- and only had a speedometer for a guage. man i was topping out that bastards while the locals whgere looking at me while i was squiling the pizza cutter tires in 2nd. that ---- screams loud as ----. but the seat is situated so high that you feel like your driving a trick. the shifter is soooo freaking high. anyway im gonna buy a camera and snap some pictures for all you haters. also, as i was walkign to some bar, i heard a hks bov go off and a fiat uno passed by. i dont know if its fast or not. cus he didnt reall punch it.

also, please dont block this thread as i will have to make a new one.

ive got to go now. peace yall. i got a date with a hot chick.

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hahahahahahahaha, WTF. get some pics for sure.

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Am I the only one who feels bad for Kain? ???

I mean, every time he comes on here he gets a bashing. Yet he keeps on posting more and more pics...and with every pic we make fun of him more and more.

Umpa...Umpa...Diddily Dooo...

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somebody better get laid on this trip or im gonna be pissed

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Not funny, -------. Not even remotely funny.

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(---- all you hoes) Get a grip ----------er.

Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of that called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughter, and all the niggaz in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?
Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh
[Notorious B.I.G. - Verse One]It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped
Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack With the hat to match Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that hip hop would take it this far Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner
Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky
I'm blowin' up like you thought
I would Call the crib, same number same hood It's all good
Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, nigga, uh0
[Chorus by Total]You know very well, who you are
Don't let em' hold you down, reach for the stars
You had a go, but not that many
'cause you're the only one, I'll give you good and plenty[Notorious B.I.G. - Verse Two]
I made the change from a common thief To up close and personal with Robin Leach And I'm far from cheap, I smoke skunk with my peeps all day ------ love, it's the Brooklyn way The Moet and Alize keep me pissy
Girls used to diss me Now they write letters 'cause they miss me
I never thought it could happen, this rappin' stuff I was too used to packin' gats and stuff
Now honies play me close like butter played toast From the Mississippi down to the east coast
Condos in Queens, indo for weeks Sold out seats to hear Biggie Smalls speak Livin' life without fear Puttin' 5 karats in my baby girl's ears
Lunches, brunches, interviews by the pool
Considered a fool 'cause I dropped out of high school Stereotypes of a black male misunderstood
And it's still all good
Uh...(it's all good nigga)and if you don't know, now you know, nigga
[Chorus by Total]You know very well, who you are
Don't let em' hold you down, reach for the stars
You had a go, but not that many'cause you're the only one, I'll give you good and plenty
[Notorious B.I.G. - Verse Three]
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this 50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with the chauffeur
Phone bill about two G's flat
No need to worry, my accountant handles that
And my whole crew is loungin'
Celebratin' every day, no more public housin'
Thinkin' back on my one-room shack
Now my mom pimps a Ac' with minks on her back And she loves to show me off, of course
Smiles every time my face is up in
The Source We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us
Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay
Uh, damn right I like the life I live 'Cause I went from negative to positive
And it's all... (It's all good)
[Chorus by Total]You know very well, who you are
Don't let em' hold you down, reach for the stars
You had a go, but not that many'cause you're the only one, I'll give you good and plenty
[Biggie Smalls ad libin]...and if you don't know, now you know, nigga, uhUh, uh...and if you don't know, now you know, niggaUh...and if you don't know, now you know, nigga, uhRepresentin' B-Town in the house, Junior Mafia, mad flavor, uhUh, yeah, a-ight(Puffy ad libin')Biggie Smalls, it's all good niggaJunior M.A.F.I.A., It's all good nigga, Bad BoyIt's all goodthat's right, 94'and on and onand on and onIt's all goodyeah

TEll it to Notorious B.I.G, o wait, he's dead. you ------- moron.

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Still don't care. It's inappropriate. We lost a lot of innocent people on 9/11 and its just plain disrespectful. I wouldn't quote a song talking about blowing up something in Canada.

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at times your are funny as hell spenser but i have to agree. that was really disrespectful

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We all know Biggie was talking about the 90's attacks on the world trade? ::)

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The words mean something different now though, he really didn't need to quote it.

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I know... well he probably lives a sheltered life in Canada where he doesn't realize why its disrespectful. I would pay to see Spenser go to a New York subway and say that, or even see him in there after 11 at night. He would piss his pants

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i doubt that. come to Canada and lip of a group of 10 nates, you'd get stomped the ---- out, shanked and piss on where your left dieing. ::)

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I don't speak freaky deaky Canadian. Could you rephrase that in english, eh?

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Never seen a US gang from the ghetto, I suppose?

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you ------- pansies, Disrespectful, sorry if that offends you, maybe i meant the world trade center blow up-wards, for ---- sakes, relax. the only thing disrespecful here is when sinisters mom didn't swallow every bit of my love necture, you should have heard her appologize.

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Canadian Terms.
nates = natives. ( www.broket99.com )
shanked = stabbed

natives are worse then gangs in the US.

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wow i just got educated