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Alright well tonight I was supposed to play wingman for my friend so he could try and bang this one chick. Go figure I got a better game and the chick that he was trying to bang wants me instead. So whatever she was fair game and she wanted me instead of him. So he left early. After he left me and the chick started going at it and I asked her to go back to my place and she was all for it. We were walking to my apartment and she gets a call from my friend. They were talking for a little than she hands me the phone and my friend says to me "Dude, I don't mean to be a cock block but she's got a boyfriend." I was like yeah thats not my problem, its not like I'm trying to rape the bitch or feeding her roofie martinis all night. So than she changed her mind cause my friend told her that he was calling her roomate to make sure she's at home and all this other bullshit. ::) Now what the ----, when he was trying to bang her it didn't matter that she had a boyfriend and he's gotta ruin my night cause he ended up with the ugly bitch which was supposed to be my job. ---- that, I try and be a friend and was willing to take one for the team but he's gotta ruin my night cause ---- didn't go his way. >:( just needed to vent.

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some friend, i would just stop answering his "wingman" calls

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thats the ultimate dick move >:( what a little bitch, so he was pist that you got it and he didnt so he ruins the fun, wow what a fag. i would just cock block the ---- out of him all the time now :D

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whatta ------ dick.... nuff said

go watch porn

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get the birds tel and have your way with her but dont tell your m8 yeah man then ---- the other one 2 just for the noch on your bed post 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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i might have punched him. its apparent your friend is lame-o

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haha, i woulda banged her anyway.

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wow ok

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I wasn't looking forward to this night at all cause I knew I had to play wingman. My friend had to ------- pull my arm to get me to come out becuase we were eventually going to go to a party with 2 other girls that I would rather ---- a woodchipper than be around. ::) I was willing to go through all that bullshit for him. Its not like I even hit on this girl, she came onto me on her own free will. What was I supposed to do, tell her to ---- off cause she was interested me instead of my friend? Seriously,after he called her when we were walking to my apartment she explained how he and her boyfriend we on a break and she was going to break it off anyways. But my friend kept calling and saying "You better get home, I'm calling your roomate to make sure your in your room." Now who the ---- does that? Jesus, just let me have a good time and keep your jealousy to yourself

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i say a ro-sham-bo is in order to say the least

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what a bitch. you do him a favor than he fucks you over. Dont be his wingman ever again.

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I say go the ---- away FSUFAN.


Whitey you shoudl tell your friend off, make him pay it back to you, and then if he doesn't appologize and ----, then get him back.

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Omg I'm talking to her right now on AIM and she's also wondering what my buddies' problem was tonight. I think there might be some retalitory banging yet tonight. I'll video tape it and send it to him to piss him off and post it on HMT for entertainment value

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Matt, feed that bitch the Mattaconda !!!!

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What a fag. Just because he couldn;t hit it he had to ruin it for you. ::) I hate people like that. All of the sudden he's the Pope and does no evil and wants girls to be faithful. ::) ---- that guy. Let him ---- the ugly chicks from now on because that's about all he's worth. :-\
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that aint a true homie. cuz it aint fun if the homies can't have none.

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Well I think I got this figured out. Apparently he talked to this chick for 3 months straight and I guess tonight was the night he was going to make the moves on her and within one hour of knowing this chick I did what took him 3 months of trying to do. I say whatever, its not like I intentionally went after this chick, I was just doing what I usually do and she wanted me not him. Its not like I can force this chick on my friend. ::) Dude this chick still wants it though, you should hear the ---- she's saying to me on AIM ;)

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yeah, I would definately cock block the hell outta him for the rest of his life.

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whitey you da maaan
but your m8 should not get pisst its a ----
a pocks a pock and no pocks no joke
the 3 fffs
1/find them
2/---- them
3/forget them lollol

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he reminds me of this chick i used to know. she was ugly as sin and her best friend was hot as ----. but the ugly one always dibs on every they saw so the one end not dating anybody cuz the ugly one called them all. and no one wanted her so they were both always alone. moral of the story ---- some one you want and who wants you and if thet dont want you get over it and dont be a little bitch.

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your friend is a ------- homo :-\

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That guy is a true fagfuck. Set his ass straight.

One time me and my best friend (and my dj for all my songs) convinced this girl that he had been freinds with for a long time to go back home and let us tag team it. She was like, "ok." Well, when it came down to it she told me that she felt uncomfortable because she had known my friend for so long (like a brother kinda) ??? and didn't want to do it.
So I run downstairs and meet my friend right as he's coming outta the bathroom and I tell him what's up. He says cool and doesn't even say bye to this chick up in my room, he just left. He knew what he had to do, and after he left, I knew what I had to do. lol.

"And even though the hoe worked me, I still knocked the boots from here to Albequrque." -Sir Mix Alot :D

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English?

Haha, Steve you're my hero. ;)
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---- whitey you got one gay ass friend there :-\ I think today if I was you I would have one less man friend and one new girly friend. I can't stand the hole little bitch friend ----, sometimes its worse than having an old lady. Just tell him its not your fault your so dam good looking, then walk around shooting dam these cursed good looks 8)

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spenser stop tryin to be somebody your not.

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I think the honorable Jay Z said it best when he said and I quote " I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one". You're gonna ---- this chick anyway; don't even act like your not. ---- your "buddy", who the ---- takes 3 months to bang some chick that's gonna ---- your friend after just meeting him? He's a fag and he should stop trying to be something he's not, a smooth operator, such as yourself. Tell him this after you punch him in the balls.

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nail the bitch, punch the "friend" in the teeth.

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I wonder if matt did anything with her at all. I want some updates.

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$10 says he's sleeping in late today. ;) I don't know how far away they live from each other, but I would say they bumped uglies. ;)
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Well the update is nothing happened. By the time I got done talking to her again it was 5:00 in the morning and there was no way I was walking in the cold to go meet her again. And also if anything happened since it was so late she probably would have stayed over and I ------- hate waking up and having to talk to someone :-\ Oh well, there's always tonight for round 2. ;)

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thats beat dude, tell your friend to find another girl... its not like there aren't enough to go around up here in state college

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if ---- does happening make sure you post pics matt ;)

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Is this a good friend of yours? are you guys still friends?

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Your friends a dumbass. Any girl that will ---- right after meeting you means your added to the list of atleast 50 or they just stop counting those are the best

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I basically have 2 groups of friends, my OG friends and my friends from school. He's part of the friends from school group but we hang out all the time. The thing that pisses me off is that he's such a man-----. He bangs more chicks than I can count so its not like he was emotinally attached to this chick. And also its not like a was hitting on this girl at all, she came on to me. I could understand him being pissed off if I went out of my way to get this chick but I didn't. I was going to the party only to help him out by entertaining her friend. I didn't even get dressed up or anything but I came out on top so there's absolutely nothing for him to be pissed about. :-\ Maybe I need to find some new friends

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Doesnt sound like a dude who gets much play. Seems like he liked her

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Thats ------- gay. I hate mother fuckers who cock block.

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sounds like a bit of jelousy or lack of self confidence to me ;)

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no he get more play than anyone else I know. He met this chick when he was already seeing some other chick which that relationship ended last weekend when he slept with his girlfriend's roomate. So I guess he was planning on banging this girl even when he was banging 2 other chicks. :-\ He couldn't have liked her that much.

I think its more of a jealousy thing, like if I'm not getting any than your not going to either. ::)

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What kind of friend you have there? Ya you need some new friends :)