I'm fucking pissed
 

Alright well tonight I was supposed to play wingman for my friend so he could try and bang this one chick. Go figure I got a better game and the chick that he was trying to bang wants me instead. So whatever she was fair game and she wanted me instead of him. So he left early. After he left me and the chick started going at it and I asked her to go back to my place and she was all for it. We were walking to my apartment and she gets a call from my friend. They were talking for a little than she hands me the phone and my friend says to me "Dude, I don't mean to be a cock block but she's got a boyfriend." I was like yeah thats not my problem, its not like I'm trying to rape the bitch or feeding her roofie martinis all night. So than she changed her mind cause my friend told her that he was calling her roomate to make sure she's at home and all this other bullshit. ::) Now what the ----, when he was trying to bang her it didn't matter that she had a boyfriend and he's gotta ruin my night cause he ended up with the ugly bitch which was supposed to be my job. ---- that, I try and be a friend and was willing to take one for the team but he's gotta ruin my night cause ---- didn't go his way. >:( just needed to vent.

Re:I'm fucking pissed
 

some friend, i would just stop answering his "wingman" calls

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thats the ultimate dick move >:( what a little bitch, so he was pist that you got it and he didnt so he ruins the fun, wow what a fag. i would just cock block the ---- out of him all the time now :D

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whatta ------ dick.... nuff said

go watch porn

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get the birds tel and have your way with her but dont tell your m8 yeah man then ---- the other one 2 just for the noch on your bed post 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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i might have punched him. its apparent your friend is lame-o

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haha, i woulda banged her anyway.

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wow ok

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I wasn't looking forward to this night at all cause I knew I had to play wingman. My friend had to ------- pull my arm to get me to come out becuase we were eventually going to go to a party with 2 other girls that I would rather ---- a woodchipper than be around. ::) I was willing to go through all that bullshit for him. Its not like I even hit on this girl, she came onto me on her own free will. What was I supposed to do, tell her to ---- off cause she was interested me instead of my friend? Seriously,after he called her when we were walking to my apartment she explained how he and her boyfriend we on a break and she was going to break it off anyways. But my friend kept calling and saying "You better get home, I'm calling your roomate to make sure your in your room." Now who the ---- does that? Jesus, just let me have a good time and keep your jealousy to yourself

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i say a ro-sham-bo is in order to say the least