Illegal Poem
 

I thought you guys on HMT might appreciate this. I got it from my R6 forum.

THE ILLEGAL POEM

I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?

I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.

If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

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It's got too much truth in it. WTF are we doing to ourselves?

Re: Illegal Poem
 

i got a kick outta that

Re: Illegal Poem
 

It speaks the truth.

Re: Illegal Poem
 

There is a reason you either have to 1) go through a long arduous process where you pass basic competency exams in english + various abilities to prove you can be productive or 2) pay $200-250K (I forget exact figure) for American Citizenship.

Yes, American Citizenship is for sale.

Re: Illegal Poem
 

Does this mean I can sell mine on Ebay?

Re: Illegal Poem
 

lmao

Re: Illegal Poem
 

maybe ill sell mine...i obviously dont need it in order to be here

Re: Illegal Poem
 

That's about it ;) and you'll be treated better too :8

Re: Illegal Poem
 

haha... i'll sell mine for 175$ !!!

slightly used, but It's only 19 years old~!

Re: Illegal Poem
 

$100 pick up only :4