Illegal Poem
 

I thought you guys on HMT might appreciate this. I got it from my R6 forum.

THE ILLEGAL POEM

I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?

I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.

If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

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It's got too much truth in it. WTF are we doing to ourselves?

Re: Illegal Poem
 

i got a kick outta that

Re: Illegal Poem
 

It speaks the truth.

Re: Illegal Poem
 

There is a reason you either have to 1) go through a long arduous process where you pass basic competency exams in english + various abilities to prove you can be productive or 2) pay $200-250K (I forget exact figure) for American Citizenship.

Yes, American Citizenship is for sale.

Re: Illegal Poem
 

Does this mean I can sell mine on Ebay?

Re: Illegal Poem
 

lmao

Re: Illegal Poem
 

maybe ill sell mine...i obviously dont need it in order to be here

Re: Illegal Poem
 

That's about it ;) and you'll be treated better too :8

Re: Illegal Poem
 

haha... i'll sell mine for 175$ !!!

slightly used, but It's only 19 years old~!

Re: Illegal Poem
 

$100 pick up only :4

Re: Illegal Poem
 

actually, its like 390.

Re: Illegal Poem
 

To get the Citizenship you also have to be a working resident of 5 years, and it costs about 400 bucks now days... a Couple of my coworkers have/are going through the process.

Re: Illegal Poem
 

No, that's the process whereby you have to prove you can speak the language and meet basic financial requirements, and they give you a couple years to make sure you aren't a fuckup.

That was the "Buy It Now" price on the us.gov citizenship auctions, thanks.

Re: Illegal Poem
 

wtt: my citizenship for an unused GT35R

Re: Illegal Poem
 

---- those immagrants. In the last year our population of minorities in my school has risen 700%.....1 to 7

Re: Illegal Poem
 

well there killer...if you're really from compton then this should be nothing new to you, you should go outside and stand on the corner and proclaim your true feelings lol won't be long before you're swiss cheese. viva los vatos homes! ceasar chavez n ---- ..........yea

Re: Illegal Poem
 

This reminds me...

The other day I ran to the store to get some milk and some beer or somethin. Was checking out and there was an asian family of some kind in front of me. They had 2 kids and tons of groceries. They paid with food stamps.

I bought my couple of items (with cash) and walked out to my car the same way they were walking.
Low and behold, they were driving a brand new Honda Odyssey. They were all dressed very nice and it was obvious they had money. Yet they paid for their food with food stamps.

I cannot stand that ----.

Re: Illegal Poem
 

you should turn them in

Re: Illegal Poem
 

----, i have an hmt car, a clean 280z and a new 07 car that i make payments on. and i feed my son on goverment milk. I figure, ----, i'm 21. and if i can get my sons ---- for free...so be it! i pay taxes...so that ---- comes back to me anyways rite? btw, i'm not mexican...and not asian. i'm pacific islander. life in california is a bitch. now...if i was in AZ or Kansas, it'd be a different story. but still, i'm not some piece of ---- that's reaping the government. dont get me wrong. politics is all bullshit to me. but i play my part, i work hard, i pay my dues, and live under california's bullshit system...but i recieve what i'm qualified for. everyone needs some kinda help rite?

Re: Illegal Poem
 

agreed, there are times when everyone could use a hand. im sure some people collected unemployment before as well

Re: Illegal Poem
 

What does Pakistan have to do with the immigration problem?

Re: Illegal Poem
 

har