Is it illegal to kill the UPS guy?
 

This weekend I was going to rebuild my Integra but I needed piston rings. Theey were supposed to be here yesterday but instead of the rings all I got was a ------- note on the door that somebody has to sign for the package IN PERSON. He said he would come Friday between 2 and 5. Well he did and let another note. Who the ---- isn't at work between 2 and 5? So now its the weekend, I have no rings and I'm ------- pissed off. He is supposed to come Monday at the same time and suprise suprise I won't be home. I'm thinking of setting up severe tire damage spikes at the end of my driveway to stop the ----------er.


Why can't he just leave the ------- package? There's an option to sign the note so he can leave it but he crossed it off and wrote "in person." I'm going to punch that mother fucker in the face. Serenitity now.

Re:Is it illegal to kill the UPS guy?
 

Kick his ass Whitey!














BTW it's illegal to kill anyone :P

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Serenity now INSANITY LATER

try hoochie mama

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I hate that ----. It always says "Sing here to have them leave it" but it doesn't ------- work. How stupid. They never let you do that. >:(
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Re:Is it illegal to kill the UPS guy?
 

What the ---- is the point of shipping if they don't leave the package? Its like a big ------- game, sometimes they do and other times they don't.

Re:Is it illegal to kill the UPS guy?
 

you think you could leave a note on the door just saying to leave the package?

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I did and the ----------er put another note on top of it saying no. 100% True

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I did that also. I signed the damn notice and left it in the exact spot he did. Well, they plastered another one right over it. I was like "You stupid fuckers, didn't you see the damn paper sitting there with my signature on it??" I thought maybe they didn't see it and I signed the second notice and BAM! They stuck a third one right over it with another side note saying "Come get your ---- or we're sending it back bitch" Fuckers........
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Re:Is it illegal to kill the UPS guy?
 

i would say just kill him then. or leave some spike strips down ;D

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nice link mr boost :D
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