Is it illegal to kill the UPS guy?
 

This weekend I was going to rebuild my Integra but I needed piston rings. Theey were supposed to be here yesterday but instead of the rings all I got was a ------- note on the door that somebody has to sign for the package IN PERSON. He said he would come Friday between 2 and 5. Well he did and let another note. Who the ---- isn't at work between 2 and 5? So now its the weekend, I have no rings and I'm ------- pissed off. He is supposed to come Monday at the same time and suprise suprise I won't be home. I'm thinking of setting up severe tire damage spikes at the end of my driveway to stop the ----------er.


Why can't he just leave the ------- package? There's an option to sign the note so he can leave it but he crossed it off and wrote "in person." I'm going to punch that mother fucker in the face. Serenitity now.

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Kick his ass Whitey!














BTW it's illegal to kill anyone :P

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Serenity now INSANITY LATER

try hoochie mama

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I hate that ----. It always says "Sing here to have them leave it" but it doesn't ------- work. How stupid. They never let you do that. >:(
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What the ---- is the point of shipping if they don't leave the package? Its like a big ------- game, sometimes they do and other times they don't.

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you think you could leave a note on the door just saying to leave the package?

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I did and the ----------er put another note on top of it saying no. 100% True

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I did that also. I signed the damn notice and left it in the exact spot he did. Well, they plastered another one right over it. I was like "You stupid fuckers, didn't you see the damn paper sitting there with my signature on it??" I thought maybe they didn't see it and I signed the second notice and BAM! They stuck a third one right over it with another side note saying "Come get your ---- or we're sending it back bitch" Fuckers........
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i would say just kill him then. or leave some spike strips down ;D

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nice link mr boost :D
:-*

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I have had that happen before.. I missed it and they left me the note and said they would be back the next day at a certain time. So like 2 hours before the arrival time i go and get ready for the day...Then What the ----! They came when i was in the shower. I was soo pissed off. ------- UPS!!!

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I believe that it is legal to kill the UPS guy. So you won't get in any trouble for it. SO have fun! Just make sure you get your package first.

Okay some people will say, killing him is illegal, no it is illegal to kill a USPS worker cause they work for the government, but UPS is totally different, so stab away.

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the same thing happened to me on numerous occasions. i actually called ups and had them put it in their computer that a note was going to be on my door with my signature on it and it was ok to leave the package. it worked but you have to keep calling for each package. the woman on the phone explained to me why they wont just take a note on the door, that specific ups guy that delivers is responsible if that package disapears.

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Its not mr...its Doc.
He didnt do 8 years in college for nothing ::).....




:P ;)

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This is why I have every thing that I order sent to my job. I'm always there and I'm down with the UPS guy. And the FedEx guy and the postlady. Its all about networking fellas! I'm drunk by the by. Yuengling anyone?

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all you have to do is call UPS and tell them you will pick it up, and they will take it from the delivery guy's route and out of his truck before he leaves in the morning.. i've done it many times ::)

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That's gay. They call it a "delivery" for a reason. I don't want to have to go drive to the ------- UPS shop to get all my ----. I just want to come home after an 8-10 hour day and have my ---- sitting at the door. It really sucks when you have 2 or 3 packages coming in at once.

That's like ordering pizza and going to pick it up. Why not deliver it? :-\
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going to pick it up is a little more convenient then missing the package everyday because the "oh-so-convenient" delivery times conflict with your schedule ::)

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Thats part of the reason I only use Fedex and USPS. The UPS man came to my door yesterday carrying a package on his head! And I saw him take it out of the back of the truck. Just throwing ---- around all over the place. I gave my cam a kiss and told him I would never let the chocolate people take him ever again. :D

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what can brown do for you?



I have never had a problem with ups. at my old house the ups dude had gone to high school with my mom so we would leave a note when we weren't there and he would just put it on the porch for us. I've only received one thing from the new ups guy and he was pretty cool.

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hey im drunk too the yuengling brewery is across the street from usf where i live


oh and whitey make it look like an accident

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To each his own. Don't worry about me. ::)
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---- that you ------- own this fucker, without you he would be fuckong jobless, just remind him as you curb stomp the mother fucker, deliveries should be delivered thats what you pay for so thats what you should get. . . or you could just give them money for nothing

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what, your male sex doll, and he was "pretty cool" because he promised not to tell anyone??

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------- awesome

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We call him brown santa at our house, he always just leaves our stuff on the side door steps (behind a gate if we're not home).

the only time I missed my package was last week from USPS sent by Stealthmode, they only try once and leave that card, that I lost of course, so I had to get pick up my package. But it was worth it....

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That ---- happens to me all the time. I ------- hate UPS. They are the biggest bunch of hacks on the planet. If it is possible I always pick USPS or Fed Ex.


I moved from PA to IL, so I can't get Yeungling anymore :-[

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you can call and request what time you want your package delivered. they deliver until about 800pm i believe here, im not sure about your area. ive had to call a few times so that i would be home when they deliver.

they dont leave ---- at your doorstep because there is too much theft, credit card fraud risk.

in my opinion, its better than fedex. sometimes fedex doesnt even knock, they just leave your ---- outside. i live upstairs in an apartment complex and sometimes those lazy faggets will just leave my ---- on the staircase where anyone can steal it.

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wtf, I didn't even notice kevin's reply there. no, he dropped off my welder so I can put my fart can on now, yay.

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They won't do that here. They deliver between 2-4 and if you're not home, you don't get your ----. No exceptions.

Has anybody ever called that 1800 number on the tag? ---- that number and ---- the people that answer the phone. What a bunch of imbred monkey fuckers. They ALWAYS tell me the address of the nearest UPS location and I'm like "I know, I know, I go there like everyday.". It even says on the tag that you can have them hold it by visiting www.UPS.com, but there is no ------- link or way to do that. ::)
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