i think i have hemroids
#21
Re: i think i have hemroids
Originally Posted by Cray91
You: Hey dad, this kid on the internet has some problem with his ***. I am really worried about him
Dad: Well son, what are his symptoms
You: *symptoms*
Dad: Sounds like a hemeroid to me, better get on there and tell him my truck drivn' *** knows all about em.
kill yourself.
LOL nicely done Cray. Best laugh I've had today.
Now save this thread with some **** nukka
#22
Re: i think i have hemroids
Maybe a hernia?? I thought hemoroids were like when your intestines start trying to come out your butt?? Either way, you need to go to a doctor before whatever it is gets real bad. I've heard that hemoroids hurt like a maafucker...
#23
Re: i think i have hemroids
this is great. i start my new job next week so i am gonna wait til the insurance kicks over cuza i ant trying to pay $300 to get some *** cream. i think i got it from using the cheap *** toilet paper at my stressful over nite job. i do drive trucks during the day so who knows. it really doesnt bother me. other then when if first happent it hasent been tight/ripping. no bleeding or anyting, just an annoyling little bump. just one. not herps or anytihng.
and the suckiest part is i am about to turn 26 and they are gonna want to give me the finger test.
and the suckiest part is i am about to turn 26 and they are gonna want to give me the finger test.
#24
Re: i think i have hemroids
Roids are usually a blown out vein in your anus, like the wall tears and they get all swollen and ----. Go buy Preparation H and deal with it like that first. But roids have nothing on what I went through today. I was super constipated at McDonalds so I hobbled out of there like I had a corn cob up my *** and drove to the grocery store for some laxatives. I never felt such discomfort in my life. A half hour later I'm back at the office in the bathroom fighting the plug which shot out and was followed by a 3 foot long ----.
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Re: i think i have hemroids
Originally Posted by xternal
If its really bad , the doc will use a small knife and puncture it. Instant relieve. You can DIY but steralization is essential here.