I SHARTED today!!!
#81
Re: I SHARTED today!!!
Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
ya see its just not as funny when you do it. your a grown man who ---- himself. julio is a dirty mexican who sharts too much.
course i have also been there. I was speeding to the airport once and was late for my plane. Was in the middle of nowhere with my girlfriend in her car. ---- was that embarrassing.
#82
Re: I SHARTED today!!!
my dad sharted while going up a busy escalator.
heres the story.
while going up an escalator i hear loud banter from behind me. my old man was cursing at the top of his lungs, and shaking his leg.
he had 1970's basketball shorts on and some Birkenstock's(i don't know, hes 80 years old. so i just claim hes senile) and cursing up a storm.
i quietly ask him whats wrong while trying to motion him to shut the ---- up with my hands.
then, the most embarrassing thing to ever be mentioned on a busy escalator in a top end mall in downtown Atlanta was uttered...
i thought i had to fart but I FUCKEN ---- MYSELF GOD DAMMIT!!
lets just say, i had to endure a ride home with his short shorts and legs and feet covered in ----. this was before i had my own fucken car to shart in.
heres the story.
while going up an escalator i hear loud banter from behind me. my old man was cursing at the top of his lungs, and shaking his leg.
he had 1970's basketball shorts on and some Birkenstock's(i don't know, hes 80 years old. so i just claim hes senile) and cursing up a storm.
i quietly ask him whats wrong while trying to motion him to shut the ---- up with my hands.
then, the most embarrassing thing to ever be mentioned on a busy escalator in a top end mall in downtown Atlanta was uttered...
i thought i had to fart but I FUCKEN ---- MYSELF GOD DAMMIT!!
lets just say, i had to endure a ride home with his short shorts and legs and feet covered in ----. this was before i had my own fucken car to shart in.
#83
Re: I SHARTED today!!!
Originally Posted by kain
my dad sharted while going up a busy escalator.
heres the story.
while going up an escalator i hear loud banter from behind me. my old man was cursing at the top of his lungs, and shaking his leg.
he had 1970's basketball shorts on and some Birkenstock's(i don't know, hes 80 years old. so i just claim hes senile) and cursing up a storm.
i quietly ask him whats wrong while trying to motion him to shut the ---- up with my hands.
then, the most embarrassing thing to ever be mentioned on a busy escalator in a top end mall in downtown Atlanta was uttered...
i thought i had to fart but I FUCKEN ---- MYSELF GOD DAMMIT!!
lets just say, i had to endure a ride home with his short shorts and legs and feet covered in ----. this was before i had my own fucken car to shart in.
heres the story.
while going up an escalator i hear loud banter from behind me. my old man was cursing at the top of his lungs, and shaking his leg.
he had 1970's basketball shorts on and some Birkenstock's(i don't know, hes 80 years old. so i just claim hes senile) and cursing up a storm.
i quietly ask him whats wrong while trying to motion him to shut the ---- up with my hands.
then, the most embarrassing thing to ever be mentioned on a busy escalator in a top end mall in downtown Atlanta was uttered...
i thought i had to fart but I FUCKEN ---- MYSELF GOD DAMMIT!!
lets just say, i had to endure a ride home with his short shorts and legs and feet covered in ----. this was before i had my own fucken car to shart in.
Never farted while getting head but have farted while -------.... its was funny but i kept going... hellz yeah!
#85
Re: I SHARTED today!!!
Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
wow, im so proud. This is my HMT legacy. Not boosting a 4 door but sharting.
Never farted while getting head but have farted while -------.... its was funny but i kept going... hellz yeah!
Never farted while getting head but have farted while -------.... its was funny but i kept going... hellz yeah!
http://www.redtube.com/6035
warning the redtube link above is the most fucked up think i have ever seen on that sight (short of chicks with dicks but would never want to seethat again let alone make you guys)
#86
Re: I SHARTED today!!!
Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
---- you must have been boning something gross then, i know if i farted in the middle of sex, i would be kicked in the nuts and thrown off with a quickness.
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