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dragon 03-11-2004 08:58 PM

"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Ok. I new this chick from high school right that i ran into today at the gas station. We talked about the past and what we are doing now whatever and she gave me her #. Well when i called her she told me how she wanted to do all this ---- with me and that i can't handle her. Well im up for a challenge so i said i'll come swing by after work. I pick her up and took her to riverside park and we started to get into it. Well next thing i need she was giving me head and she was pretty good at it too. Well we all know what happen next and before i knew it the bitch spit the ---- out in my car! :-X I was ------- pissed! >:( "I was like "what the ---- you do that for?!" She said she was sorry and i just took the bitch home. Now i got to clean that ---- up! I hate when they do that ----! Ok if you aint going to swallow dont ------- spit that ---- inside my car!

jake2001z001 03-11-2004 09:00 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
I whould have made the bitch clean that ---- up

MakAttack 03-11-2004 09:02 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Umm...wow. I'm not even gonna waste my time putting my thoughts in about the event. I'll just get ripped to shreads.


...sorry bout your car though, that's not cool.

jake2001z001 03-11-2004 09:04 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Well why whouldt she just spit it outside, its not like it is a respectful thing to do, ta spit tha ---- out in the car

bumblezc 03-11-2004 09:07 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
that sucks!!! (or she whatever you want!!) That's why im glad my girl swallows EVERY time. even in the shower!!

DraginX 03-11-2004 09:08 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Next time jam it in her nose. That'll ------ teach her !! ;D

dragon 03-11-2004 09:10 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
like i dont give a damn if she spit just dont spit it in a mans car! I aint calling that bitch again >:(

bumblezc 03-11-2004 09:11 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
AMEN to that. Not worth the cleanup

kain 03-11-2004 09:23 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
is it cloth or leather int? on what part? i wouldnt mind on the carpet or someshit. i dont think i would mind really. i would just steam clean that ---- the next day. no big deal for me i dont think.

ofcourse, i have never been laid, im 19, and drive an rx7.

MakAttack 03-11-2004 09:25 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
bahaha, at least you're man enough to admit both your faults. ;) i'm just playin, nerd ass

deacon2377 03-11-2004 09:25 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Dont brush off the girl so fast, she gave you head right off the bat. Next time just do it in her ride, or bring a doggie bag ;D

jake2001z001 03-11-2004 09:26 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

Originally Posted by deacon2377
Dont brush off the girl so fast, she gave you head right off the bat. Next time just do it in her ride, or bring a doggie bag ;D

true true he does have a point

tranceminister 03-11-2004 09:27 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
:-X

dragon 03-11-2004 09:29 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
its cotton and she spit some on the dash, the leather part of my shifter, and some on the carpet on the driver side. It was nasty. I cant even clean it now. ---- that i aint calling her. The bad thing is i'm seeing that one girl in ou :-\

nigel 03-11-2004 09:37 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
youre spoiled dragon. damn spoiled. theres fat ass obiese people that will never get to do any of that.


Im not fat or obiese, just to let you all know.

175lbs 5'6"

Dr.Boost 03-11-2004 09:37 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Burn the car man. ---- that ----. That's wrong. She violated your car. That's not cool. I had a girl do something simliar to that once. She was really horrible at giving head and she looked up at me and said "What do you want me to do with it?" and I was like "What do you mean? Swallow it." She was like "Yada yada yada that's gross, I don't know what kind of girls you're used to, but I'm not like that yada yada yada". ::) This was before I was even done, so needless to say, my soldiers stayed home that day and avoided the battlefield. :-[ >:(
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kain 03-11-2004 09:42 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
in the words of the wise butman, if your gonna ---- a girl on the ass, dont get mad if you get ---- on your dick.

dont worry man. just get a dog or a cat in there and it will be clean in 10 minutes. or it wont...

how am i a nerd ass? its just that i am not attractive, and i am not tall. but who gives a ----? i drive an rx7!! that automatically gets me out of the negative in the cool chart. i am now a 0, or a 1.

dragon 03-11-2004 09:46 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
damn Boost sound like your story was worst than mine. Yeah i dont even want to be in the car until tomorrow. Worst i have to get up early in the morning before school just to clean it! >:( I should call the hoe and next time well be in her car see if she spit that ---- out then.

And im not spoiled Nigel just greedy 8)

MikeJ-2009 03-11-2004 09:48 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
What are you bitchin' about? You got the head. lol. Next time just jam her head down on it right before you bust. Don't let her get away either. haha.
I still don't think you should be complaining. If I weren't married, I'd let a bitch spit it in my tape deck for all I care. (Stock "Honda 2000" tape deck) :D

Dr.Boost 03-11-2004 09:48 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

Originally Posted by Dragon
I should call the hoe and next time well be in her car see if she spit that ---- out then.


I bet she doesn't do it in her own car. Bitch...... >:(

You should pull away from her at the last second and spray that ---- all over the place. Then whipe it on the seats and ----. Haha, mark your territory. 8)
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kain 03-11-2004 09:49 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
she will roll down the window.

jake2001z001 03-11-2004 09:50 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;D :D

dragon 03-11-2004 09:54 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

What are you bitchin' about? You got the head. lol. Next time just jam her head down on it right before you bust. Don't let her get away either. haha.
Yeah i did get head...but like i said im greedy :)


You should pull away from her at the last second and spray that ---- all over the place. Then whipe it on the seats and ----. Haha, mark your territory.
---- yeah im going to try that too :)



TunerToys 03-11-2004 10:12 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
This is one funny ass thread....

Gotta love Mary, a hot chick that likes cars and says ---- like... "i'm just playin, nerd ass"

another good part..."and she spit some on the dash, the leather part of my shifter, and some on the carpet on the driver side"

Why did'nt you ask her to stop after the dash? You let her keep going with the shifter and the carpet? Clamp a hand over her mouth maybe? Of course you were probably to shocked to react, what the spooge flying all over the place and all...

That's just sick...and damn funny!

Sorry!

accordepicenter 03-11-2004 10:15 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

You should pull away from her at the last second and spray that ---- all over the place. Then whipe it on the seats and ----. Haha, mark your territory.
Thats good but instead of spraying all over the place you should blow your load in her face... while in her car so when she drips itll be her problem. You might have to walk home after tho... but itd be worth it :D

dragon 03-11-2004 10:17 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
when she spit it got over the dash, the shifter and the driver side. I ------- moved out the way i aint touching that ----. When it comes out it outs aint mines anymore!

MakAttack 03-11-2004 10:19 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Spoken like a true man...no wonder there's so many bastard babies in this world!

lol I am so joking lol ;D please don't hate me haha

accordepicenter 03-11-2004 10:21 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

I ------- moved out the way i aint touching that ----. When it comes out it outs aint mines anymore!

Amen Brotha!!! ::)

Donald125 03-11-2004 10:25 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
:-X
carpet is KIND OF understandable but not on the dash :P...

dragon 03-11-2004 10:27 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

Spoken like a true man...no wonder there's so many bastard babies in this world!
I take it your not into to that mary?

Dr.Boost 03-11-2004 10:31 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

Originally Posted by Dragon
When it comes out it outs aint mines anymore!

LMAO, ain't that the truth. I ain't claimin' ----. 8) I donated it, why would I want it back lol.
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MakAttack 03-11-2004 10:34 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Not into what? People not claming their babies? haha yea I'm not into creating life then ditching. Kinda like dine and dash...I can honestly say I've never done that.

^^That's kind of NOT what this thread is about. You don't wnt your juice? I don't care. Just don't let it make a baby first.

crx2fast 03-11-2004 10:34 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
you should have just busted it all over her face ;D. so she would realy have to clean that ---- up

dragon 03-11-2004 10:39 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

Not into what? People not claming their babies? haha yea I'm not into creating life then ditching. Kinda like dine and dash...I can honestly say I've never done that.

^^That's kind of NOT what this thread is about. You don't wnt your juice? I don't care. Just don't let it make a baby first.

I ment giving head and not swallowing

dennis leary 03-11-2004 10:49 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
What do you expect from that type of girl? Her to suck your dick, swallow your cum, and give you money?

I say be happy you got some head and get over it.....big ------- deal you need to get a paper towel and some carpet cleaner and windex....

Dr.Boost 03-11-2004 10:51 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
^^^check out this guys attitude. Just registered and already mouthing off........ :-\
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hotrex 03-11-2004 10:52 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
i would have told her to spit it in my mouth.

dragon 03-11-2004 10:57 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 

^^^check out this guys attitude. Just registered and already mouthing off........ :-\
I know right?


i would have told her to spit it in my mouth.
:-X you mean snowballing?

MakAttack 03-11-2004 10:58 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
Hotrex is kinky like that

hotrex 03-11-2004 11:03 PM

Re:"I hate when girls dont swallow!"
 
hell yeah, dont tell me no one else has ever...


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