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HMTguy 04-04-2007 05:59 PM

I hate VWs
 
My girl has a Jetta, and the other day she calls me freaking out because her door lock cylinder just started spinning with the key in it and she had an assignment that was due soon which was in the car. The lock cylinder then just pops out.

It's the only keyhole on the entire car. German engineering? ---- that they're only good for funny commercials. Ended up having AAA send a crazy old man from the local key shop to slim jim it open. He smelled funny but he was good ----.

Later the "power" locks stop working. I realized that they aren't really power locks at all, but a terrific pneumatic system with air tubes running all over the place to open the locks. That's gonna be fun to troubleshoot.

At least it's a V6 so it's not a total turd, but I still hate VWs.

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ifly87 04-04-2007 06:02 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 
werd, I've got 2 in the driveway and they are the shitiest 2 cars here.

crxmatt2 04-04-2007 06:15 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
My girl has a Jetta, and the other day she calls me freaking out because her door lock cylinder just started spinning with the key in it and she had an assignment that was due soon which was in the car. The lock cylinder then just pops out.

It's the only keyhole on the entire car. German engineering? ---- that they're only good for funny commercials. Ended up having AAA send a crazy old man from the local key shop to slim jim it open. He smelled funny but he was good ----.

Later the "power" locks stop working. I realized that they aren't really power locks at all, but a terrific pneumatic system with air tubes running all over the place to open the locks. That's gonna be fun to troubleshoot.

At least it's a V6 so it's not a total turd, but I still hate VWs.

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Only Volkswagons I would ever own are the old Scirocco, or Corrodo

DrSeuss 04-04-2007 06:18 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 
I heard using half a tennis ball over the lock mechanism. When compressed activates the pneumatic locking mechanism, fooling it into opening the central locking.

I know this worked on mercedes and some vw's possibly including the jetta?

Tom-Guy 04-04-2007 06:27 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 
Message Hitchhikkr, Jon. While Rob works on Porsches he rubs elbows with the VW and Audi guys as they have all three under one roof.

RedCavz 04-04-2007 06:35 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 
jon, don't you remember the post I made about two months ago about vw's. this entire site whole heartedledy agrees that volkswagons ------- suck and their owners should be shot in the face and then stabbed in the back with a pitchfork.

mugenjibz 04-04-2007 08:01 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 

Originally Posted by 98redcavz24
jon, don't you remember the post I made about two months ago about vw's. this entire site whole heartedledy agrees that volkswagons ------- suck and their owners should be shot in the face and then stabbed in the back with a pitchfork.

ouch.

HMTguy 04-04-2007 08:32 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 
Wow, I fixed everything.

That was about a million times quicker than I ever thought.... When I was on vwvortex I felt like an H-T fag but they do have some good VW info over there.

VWs still suck a fat one.

jinxy 04-04-2007 09:55 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 
mark 3's are alright. mark 2's are eh, rabbits are cool.

HMTguy 04-04-2007 09:59 PM

Re: I hate VWs
 
Yea it's a MKIII... I do not like it but it's nicer than my car I guess.


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