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ok so i bought a really clean 94 cadillac sts on friday morning and sat night.. surprise look what happened:
http://www.dvdddl.com/IMG_0035.jpg
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all i can say is ---- wisconsin and all the animals and snow and ---- up here, i'm pretty sure its totaled.

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Sweet, haha.. atleast you pwned the deer :)

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ddaaaammmnnnn...HOW fast were you going??? nice blood n guts mod :l

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LOL all that brown is ----. the dear...literally....---- itself?

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yea, i was goin pretty fast.. the car is quick for a boat, i think like 300hp/300ftlbs and the trans shifted pretty quick. yea thats ---- and blood and bile and organs, it cut the deer in two and threw the back half way off the road. theres about 2 cups of corn in the engine bay and theres blood and deer parts on the firewall. ill take better pics in the daylight.

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I'm gonna say the intestines ruptured across his car. :X

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Man.... I'd probably throw up from the smell of ----. :l

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should have smelled it after i drove 15mins home

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Yeah it looks exactly like the ---- inside their stomach, and it smells REEALLY good.

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so you going to make some deer jerky soon...

did you keep the antlers....

you should put a silhouette of a deer on the side of your car and put a slash threw it

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ha

now just a few more of those tastey fuckers and you could be an ace

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that is fuckn dirty

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was it a buck or doe? that sucks through..if that was my crx it would have been in the front seat with me.lol

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yeah but if you were in a crx you would have probably been able to avoid hitting it... this was a caddy ...

that is such a disrtubing... yet interesting picture... so did you take the picture after you got home... driving down the highway with venison hanging from your light must have been a funny site for other people... you should have stuck a hat in your windshield wiper blades... or in the head light... hhahahahahahahaha... i gaurantee you would have been pulled over quick...

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Hell keep driving it and if it did have antlers then put those on your hood Boss Hog style. Dude I live in Wi and have yet to hit a deer. When I drive through wooded or less populated areas I'm scanning the field and seen my fair share of deer. Do like my grandpa used to do and just drive while wailing your horn. lol. :6

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i live in lousiana and i have to do the same thing around 7 in the morn or when im driving late at night cause that ---- is dangerous... the deers always make that juke move write before the dive off in the bushes... as if to ---- with you while you drive... fucken deer

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I think somehow they saw that Geico commercial with the squirrels.

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i almost feel bad for driving around and shooting deers, but then i remember, im stopping this from happening.

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Totalled?? That's far from totalled. :l
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Insurance companies consider 97% of the vehicle damaged totalled, that percent is from a list of items with varying degrees of importance. Deer carnage more than likely qualifies as totalled.

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Maybe I'm not seeing the same pictures, but I see a damaged hood, fender corner light, possibly a bumper....a pass through the car wash should take care of the blood and ----. So why is it totalled? ~$500 worth of body panels? Am I missing the picture that shows the extreme damage?? ???
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i had a 94 as well....shame...not too bad of a car. was yours an off white? i cant tell from the pics. mine was that cream. think its the same

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you should go try and get full coverage anyways cause sometimes the insurance company really won't check out the car if it's a luxury car or you are in good standing with them. That way you can cash in... cha ching!

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2 bucks at autozone coulda saved 1 buck on your hood! Deer whistles!

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free steak!

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do those actually work?

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yeah ... do they?
i gotta drive to ------- indiana in a couple weeks i'm sure theres ------- deer or someother types of fucked up giant animals that could put a damper on my truck

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The debate has been out there for years but for a couple dollars why not try a set? If you hit a deer with them on post back.

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yea they're on my list right after i save up for a turbonator.


its totaled b/c they valued it at 3200, and they say it needs: hood, grill, headlight, fog light, 2 turn signals, rad, ac condenser(bent like a horseshoe), battery tray, hood, fender bumper, and air dam. there is blood and ---- sprayed all the way down the car and organs on the firewall, ill get better pics when it's light out. im pissed i didnt even get to test the car out before it was done.

i'll sell it to ya cheap if ya want. already 300hp just image it with a little hmt lovin, theres a vid on the net of one somewhere

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:8

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$1220 buy it up

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shame, we'll never get to see a twin turbo northstar hmt style.

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yah i hate wisconsin for the damn deer i fucked up my car this summer when one of those bastards ran in front of me

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here are some pics i took before i sold it yesterday
http://www.dvdddl.com/hmt/smash1.jpg
http://www.dvdddl.com/hmt/smash2.jpg
http://www.dvdddl.com/hmt/smash3.jpg
http://www.dvdddl.com/hmt/smash4.jpg

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Sold? It looks like an easy fix

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yea but its too big of a car for me, plus its 10 degrees outside, i don't wanna bother with it, it sold for a good price. picked up a 99 volvo s70 5sp.. ohh yeaa

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Thats too bad man. For the car I mean.

I clipped the hind of a dear that was already dead once and my traction bars caught its ass and ripped a nice big chunk out of it, one of my charge pipes collapsed and there was blood all underneath my car.

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Damn caddies are so big they need two hoods. Hoods must cost alot on those boats. Suprisingly I've never seen one car in the junkyard with a deer whistle or a car with a deer whistle that was fucked up like your hoopty if that says something about them.

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did u sell it with all of the ---- and blood still on it?

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oh yea, left it on there.. plus it cooked on for the 40 min drive. I used almost 3 gallons of coolant too.

and about the whistles, if they cant hear my engine they cant hear some piece of ---- whistle
http://advance.uconn.edu/2002/021118/02111812.htm

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Yeah, but the whistle goes WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO! :o
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