i got mono bitches
 

so since ive been seeing all these dumb ass retarted posts lately I thought i'd join the madness

Ive been sick as ---- since Friday/saturday, my tonsils are swollen as ---- and i had a headache so i finally broke down and went to the docs. They gave me some antibiotics and drew some blood after doing the strep test. Long story short I just got a call from the docs, im fucked bitches i got mono, I'ma hunt down the bitch that gave it to me and pee on her car

good thig is my doc is cool as ----, he gave me oxycodone for the "pain" and some sick ass sleeping pils

flame suite on

Re: i got mono bitches
 

go to a nursery and kiss all the liittle kids

Re: i got mono bitches
 

AIDS, MOno... whats the difference right???

Re: i got mono bitches
 

That's what I'm saying. Until it escalates to Super Aids, it ain't ----.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

Mono is like the kiss of death. Better just make a list of people you want to kill or rape, you have maybe 10 days to live.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

http://www.dvdmaxx.com/photos/waynesworld12.jpg

Re: i got mono bitches
 

Mono is only dangerous (most of the time) if you are very young and/or very old and/or sick (I mean more than a mono) and/or apple juice and/or artificial flavour. Go sleep for a week and come back after. ::) My brother had one at 15 years old but 4 days after (lot of bed time) he was healty as before... I almost forgot, read shity threads like some in this section may kill you faster than mono! ;D

Good luck and SLEEP!

Re: i got mono bitches
 

I had that crap before. Sucked ass. I will only drink after select people now.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

lesson learned, i'll think twice the next time i meet a bitch at the club but hold the ---- up somebody please talk some ----. HMT just doesnt feel the same without somebody flamin my ass for gettin mono

Re: i got mono bitches
 

you can only get mono once, and 90% of adults have already had it, only 50% know that theyve had it

Re: i got mono bitches
 

So where are pictures of said club bitch?

Re: i got mono bitches
 

Well stop kissing every guy at the club and you wont get it lol

Sucks about the mono. I don't think i have ever had it so im watching out for skanks and bitches on my cup...

Re: i got mono bitches
 

That's how I caught it. I have only drank after maybe 3-4 people in about 8 years since.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

this ---- sucks looks like im going to be sick for a couple of weeks

Re: i got mono bitches
 

this ---- sucks looks like im going to be sick for a couple of weeks

Re: i got mono bitches
 

I had mono BAD last year. I had a horrible fever, so bad that I started to hallucinate some. I got jaundice from it. It fucked my liver right up. My skin was yellow and my eyes were yellow and my piss was brown.

I didn't eat for a good few days, threw up some.

Be careful lifting wieght and ---- if you start to feel better and decide to do ----. Your spleen is inflamed and you can hurt it.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

oh this ---- is funny she blocked me from myspace after i called her a slut anybody know how i can get around that. Shes got myspace pics that make her look 10x hotter than real life

Re: i got mono bitches
 

So you got mono from some bitch and not even an STI? Fail.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

Did you at least hit it?

Re: i got mono bitches
 

def wish i didn't now

Re: i got mono bitches
 

Same here. I got it when I was older and it ended up closing off my throat. Awesome.

Re: i got mono bitches
 

ya dude mono sucks, all those years i was lucky and didn't get it, then wound up getting it from a 17yo, how mother ------- shitty.... it was worth it tho