I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
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I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
OK so i was goin down the street right, I had a few beers but i think i was drivin good And anyway, so dis bitchass pig flips on his light. I'm all W..T...----....i'M NOT GETTING PULLED OVER AND A TICKET...I'M GONNA DO SOMETHIN M4DDD STUPID Y0! So i punched the vtak and it started making all kinds of power and ----. and i was gettin my swerve on, goin like, 100 in a 25, and DIS DUM BITCH walks her and her mentally handicapped downsyndrome lookin kid across the street. Well i try and drift around her but the power got away from me (i was still in vtech and jus put on a dc header) and she didnt move quick enough so i ran them over. Well now I definitely couldn't stop runnin from the popos, so i says to myself ---- THIS I'VE ALREADY DONE A BUNCHA STUPID ----, TOO LATE TO STOP NOW. SO THEREs this stoplight up ahead and i tried to stop but didnt quite make it cuz all the power i had, and slid into another car. It started burning, but i saw something movin int he car so RAN. I almost got home and was driftin into the driveway, but my mom came out , and i tried to avoid this squirrel but got them both in mid-drift. When I hit the garage I turned the car off, BUT ---- STARTED ON FIRE. I was like, WTF. Well somehow cops found me and i got all these ------- charges and am stuck in prison..
----------IN PIGS :1
----------IN PIGS :1