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Good call. I'm sure it would have won with more speed.

Yeah, I like the older ones. The newer ones are just trying to look cool and scream "I really don't know how to spend money."

Although, one day I was going to work and this crazy bitch in front of me was swerving all over the place, so I passed her. Got stopped at a stoplight, and heard "crunch" to my right. Knew it was her. Looked back, and sure enough she had slammed her new POS pt cruiser into the back of a new hummer. Hummer was unscathed but her car was f'ed up. Of course, she gets out talking on her phone, and gets back in to talk on the phone. I had to stick my head out the car and tell the victim that she had been swerving down the road and needs to get off her damn phone.

I hope she dies in a fire.

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Yea i would agree that hummer won that battle, and ive worked on a few of those things, the entire undercarrige is completely protected, although the thing weighs as much as oprah, but they are very badass all the same. Hell you cant even reach the passenger when sitting in the drivers seat. Load that thing up with a bunch of camping gear, some fishing rods and a appropriate amount of alcohol and you'll have a f'n awsome time.

Re: hummer vs tree
 

who the ---- are you?

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Not quite as funny as the guy that jumped that Isuzu rodeo like two stories high and cased it on the landing. That was pretty funny.

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link?

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I didn't post it. It was a while a-back, but it was some red-neck fun I'll tell you what.